TMI thread. Discussion of sensitive ADULT issues/triggers. Enter with awareness!

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by Dodfather

Hehehe...I've been childishly smirking at your jokes. Homer, much smirkage here! It was a couple of nights ago now and I was out for a few drinks with friends. One drink led to 5 and I was soon chatting to an old work colleague who I'd tried to ask out afew years ago but failed miserably! We were having a great night and next thing I'm back at her place...

Turns out her bed is on one of those dumbass plinth things and the matress just kinda sits on top of it and is a little smaller than the frame. I'm on my back, my back is slinding up and down the bed a bit... and I slide too far backwards (well...she kinda pushed me, know what I mean?! lol) and I go slightly off the end of the bed. No big deal...I'd normally have held on... but there was a gap between the frame and the matress so my back suddenly dipped right down and smacked off the edge of the frame!!

We had to stop for just a second (I think that maybe helped the course of the evening at that point cos things were going well... We had to change it up after that! We were both laughing though, it was funny, but I didn't realise at the time just how hard I'd smacked it. Damn!

Anyway, I now have a huge long purple... bruise right between my shoulder blades! It hurts like f**k!

She was only in town for a couple of nights (she moved away a while ago and was back visiting friends) so it was fun that night and the following morning but my back was realllly sore by then!

Did I just share too much?!

There's no such thing, as too much!
And I can relate, on the bad bed! Last night, I had my regular Sunday DVD date, with my 23yo(now 24, as of last week), who only has a TWIN sized bed. Which has these damned 2x6 boards, surrounding all edges of the mattress! Slide too far, and you're either cracking your head, or knee, or something, on those damned boards We just made out, for a couple of hours, though. No poontang, although there was an orgasm involved(that's how intense, our makeouts, are). I'd never witnessed a fully clothed orgasm! (damn, I'm good)

[Dodfather]

Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

I'd never witnessed a fully clothed orgasm! (damn, I'm good)

Haha! Nice!

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by Dodfather

Haha! Nice!

There may have been a finger involved in the incident!

We're just the best kissers, ever. I don't think there have ever been two people, who enjoy kissing, more than we do...

[Dodfather]

Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

There may have been a finger involved in the incident!

We're just the best kissers, ever. I don't think there have ever been two people, who enjoy kissing, more than we do...

I would guess there would be! If you can do t just from kissing you'd both never leave the house! So, how was it for you?? lol Oh, and we'll all need to know when things do progress for ya!

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by Dodfather

I would guess there would be! If you can do t just from kissing you'd both never leave the house! So, how was it for you?? lol Oh, and we'll all need to know when things do progress for ya!

Will do, on the updates!
I'm going out of town this week, but will be back next week, which is spring break, so I shouldn't be getting too many graduate student excuses, then. Game, ON!

Honestly, though, I'm fine with where we're at. We're slowly growing closer and closer, which is awesome. Even if I do have to go home with blue b***s! I was so close to using the L word last night, but I didn't. I hate having to play by someone else's rules! But.I.am.

[Dodfather]

Homer - pm'd ya. Wanna chat?

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by Dodfather

Homer - pm'd ya. Wanna chat?

I've GOT to go run some errands, for a couple of hours. I've been putting it off all day, because my damned boss's checks won't clear. I'm waiting(and hoping) that he'll make a late day deposit, so I can pay MY bills.

[Dodfather]

[QUOTE=HomerMcvie;948308]Will do, on the updates!
I'm going out of town this week, but will be back next week, which is spring break, so I shouldn't be getting too many graduate student excuses, then. Game, ON!

Honestly, though, I'm fine with where we're at. We're slowly growing closer and closer, which is awesome. Even if I do have to go home with blue b***s! I was so close to using the L word last night, but I didn't. I hate having to play by someone else's rules! But.I.am.[/QUOTE]


Awwwww, nice! Excellent. Last time that was said here it went a bit wrong....

[McTrouble]

Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

Will do, on the updates!
I'm going out of town this week, but will be back next week, which is spring break, so I shouldn't be getting too many graduate student excuses, then. Game, ON!

Honestly, though, I'm fine with where we're at. We're slowly growing closer and closer, which is awesome. Even if I do have to go home with blue b***s! I was so close to using the L word last night, but I didn't. I hate having to play by someone else's rules! But.I.am.

I have some bluebells coming through in my garden - why are we talking about flowers?

[Dodfather]

Originally Posted by McTrouble

I have some bluebells coming through in my garden - why are we talking about flowers?

Hahahaha!! Good work.

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by McTrouble

I have some bluebells coming through in my garden - why are we talking about flowers?

No, we're talking about DEflowering.
And the bees just came, and collected all my pollen.
Wow. They really did collect all my pollen!