TMI thread. Discussion of sensitive ADULT issues/triggers. Enter with awareness!

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by Dodfather

Pffft - amateur!

I'm just not one for distance......almost never. The EXTREMELY rare exception,.....is after MANY hours of kissing, cuddling, and foreplay. Then, and only then, do I have a shot() at it!

And the last thing I am, is an amateur!
(well, by myself, anyway!)

[Dodfather]

Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

And the last thing I am, is an amateur!
(well, by myself, anyway!)

Oh I don't think any of us are!

[Dodfather]

Originally Posted by louielouie2000

Somebody decorated the stop sign on my street... made me think of this thread

Hahahaha!! Awesome.

[Ghost_Tracker]

If push really came to shove, yes - I'm still in love with her.
Who? Yeah - Her.
In fact, in my total patheticallness, I just watched a video
the luckiest bastard in the world - her husband, that's right
she's married now of COURSE she is - made about her. In it, he
said something profoundly wise (Which may be related to
why he caught her) -
"I tread lightly.
I CHOOSE my words . . CAREFULLY.
And I ALWAYS have an escape route at all times."

The tone of the video was humorous but at the same time he was in DEADLY earnest.
He was saying, "This is how I caught - HER."

But if you REALLY want tmi, "I NEVER forgot those brown eyes."
Even though my friends all felt she was no good for me and was a
bitch from hell. Unanimously.

[daniellaaarisen]

Originally Posted by Dodfather

The drought is over!! Thank ***!

My drought has just begun. It's been two weeks and I don't know what to do with myself.

[Dodfather]

Originally Posted by daniellaaarisen

My drought has just begun. It's been two weeks and I don't know what to do with myself.

2 thins here...

2 weeks?! Pffft! You'll be fine!

and if you "don't know what to do" with yourself then I suggest reading back older posts in this thread! Haha.

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by daniellaaarisen

My drought has just begun. It's been two weeks and I don't know what to do with myself.

Sometimes you just have to take matters into hand....

[daniellaaarisen]

Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

Sometimes you just have to take matters into hand....

Well, duh... but that's not the same!

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by daniellaaarisen

Well, duh... but that's not the same!

Sometimes, two hands can be more fun than a real person.

[Dodfather]

Homwer - in Nicksfix chat now.. come on in!

[daniellaaarisen]

Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

Sometimes, two hands can be more fun than a real person.

First of all, everyone get in the Nicksfix.

Secondly..... toys can be more fun. But I like the thrill of the real thing.

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by daniellaaarisen

First of all, everyone get in the Nicksfix.

Secondly..... toys can be more fun. But I like the thrill of the real thing.

Firstly, I was busy, getting ready for a date.
Yes, with the same one, from the past 3 months.
I'm deff in love, but being forced into this place of.....restraint.
But I'm okay with that. At least we make out like teenagers, for HOURS.
My b***s were hurting so badly, when I left, that it hurt to walk.

I've been told that tomorrow night is a no-go, so I'll be taking care of business, either now, or in the morning! (Probably morning, as that's my usual hormone cycle).

This is, by far, the strangest relationship, that I've ever had. But I truly love every moment that we spend together, so just fukcing label me "BB"!

-Oh yeah- and I've never done the chat thing here,......how "Seven Wonders", is it? Will I want to kill someone???

[Dodfather]

Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

But I'm okay with that. At least we make out like teenagers, for HOURS.
My b***s were hurting so badly, when I left, that it hurt to walk.

This is, by far, the strangest relationship, that I've ever had. But I truly love every moment that we spend together, so just fukcing label me "BB"!

Homer - this post is equally cool, funny and makes me cringe remembering similar restraint issues! God, that really does suck... or doesn't as the case may be! Glad you've found someone and are in a good relationship right now though! Excellent.

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by Dodfather

Homer - this post is equally cool, funny and makes me cringe remembering similar restraint issues! God, that really does suck... or doesn't as the case may be! Glad you've found someone and are in a good relationship right now though! Excellent.

And the part I don't understand is - 18 months ago, we were doing everything! But this time, we're supposed to be "building a relationship"(which I AM all for).......but french kissing me for 3 hours, then sending me home with an extra leg, is cruel and unusual punishment!

But I'm cautiously falling in love, so sign me up for more of it!

Right now though, I'm thinking it's time now, for some classic VHS porn......

[HomerMcvie]

So who's gettin' any?

Come on, this thread is awesome. Let's keep it going!

Come on, tell us your stories!