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Old 02-19-2011, 01:10 PM
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My bad news....I suffered a stroke, on my couch, Thursday morning.

My good news....I recovered after about 5 minutes.


I had one this morning myself... but mine definitely lasted longer than 5 mins! I can't say I suffered, though .
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I had one this morning myself... but mine definitely lasted longer than 5 mins! I can't say I suffered, though .
Oh, self foreplay certainly lasts longer than that.....I'm saying once I really get down to....bidness! LOOKOUT!
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I suffered a stroke, on my couch, Thursday morning.

My good news....I recovered after about 5 minutes.
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I had one this morning myself... but mine definitely lasted longer than 5 mins! I can't say I suffered, though .
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Oh, self foreplay certainly lasts longer than that.....I'm saying once I really get down to....bidness! LOOKOUT!

Haha! Good work guys... although Homer, the way you say LOOKOUT - I hope no-one walked in and ended up in the way at the wrong moment?! That all gets a bit Something About Mary...

As for me, I just hope I don;t have to ration last night's fun as long as I did the last one!
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Haha! Good work guys... although Homer, the way you say LOOKOUT - I hope no-one walked in and ended up in the way at the wrong moment?! That all gets a bit Something About Mary...

As for me, I just hope I don;t have to ration last night's fun as long as I did the last one!
I've never been much for distance. I've only had to clean the mirror on my headboard, one time.
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I've never been much for distance. I've only had to clean the mirror on my headboard, one time.
Pffft - amateur!
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Somebody decorated the stop sign on my street... made me think of this thread

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Pffft - amateur!
I'm just not one for distance......almost never. The EXTREMELY rare exception,.....is after MANY hours of kissing, cuddling, and foreplay. Then, and only then, do I have a shot() at it!

And the last thing I am, is an amateur!
(well, by myself, anyway!)
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And the last thing I am, is an amateur!
(well, by myself, anyway!)
Oh I don't think any of us are!
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If push really came to shove, yes - I'm still in love with her.
Who? Yeah - Her.
In fact, in my total patheticallness, I just watched a video
the luckiest bastard in the world - her husband, that's right
she's married now of COURSE she is - made about her. In it, he
said something profoundly wise (Which may be related to
why he caught her) -
"I tread lightly.
I CHOOSE my words . . CAREFULLY.
And I ALWAYS have an escape route at all times."

The tone of the video was humorous but at the same time he was in DEADLY earnest.
He was saying, "This is how I caught - HER."

But if you REALLY want tmi, "I NEVER forgot those brown eyes."
Even though my friends all felt she was no good for me and was a
bitch from hell. Unanimously.
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