TMI thread. Discussion of sensitive ADULT issues/triggers. Enter with awareness!

[daniellaaarisen]

Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

TMI?

My porn collection is really old. I got on eBay's adult section, a couple of weeks ago, and started perusing. I only planned on buying one or two DVDs, but I couldn't BELIEVE how cheap they were. Many with free shipping, too. I got 13 DVDs, from one dealer, for $31, total. I figured I'd probably have to challenge the charge, but nope, they arrived today.

Now, excuse me.....



TMI!!!

Love it. Love all the sex talk on this thread. It's like Louie and I have been waiting our whole lives for this thread to emerge.

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by daniellaaarisen

Love it. Love all the sex talk on this thread. It's like Louie and I have been waiting our whole lives for this thread to emerge.

Well, I don't really watch much porn,(not regularly, for quite some time, now), but damn, it's winter, and I'm stuck in the damned house all day. I've been going through ANCIENT VHS tapes, and watching them, lately. Now, I've got a 10 year supply of DVDs.
And I had a date last night, where we agreed we were going to make out, and then stop, just shy of f*cking(we have before, but we're trying to make this more of a relationship this time, than just a great lay). So, good lord, we made out for about 3 hours, then I went home. 3 HOURS of making out(I'm the world's biggest kisser!!!)!!!! Wanna guess what I had to do, before I could get to sleep, and first thing again, when I woke up? Damn, I've not been that horny for...well....a few weeks, anyway!

TMI? Not in this thread!

[Meowi]

This is getting gross. Well duh, it's TMI thread.

[daniellaaarisen]

Originally Posted by Meowi

This is getting gross. Well duh, it's TMI thread.

Nothing gross about the wonders of the human body!

[RickRobert]

Originally Posted by Meowi

This is getting gross. Well duh, it's TMI thread.

Nothing gross about globs of smegm-oh wait

[vivfox]

Originally Posted by petep9000

Well, I said may or may not.

Actually you said may or may.

[RickRobert]

Originally Posted by vivfox

Actually you said may or may.

Bwahahaha I didn't even notice that

[Meowi]

Why do you guys even bother?
Yes RickRobert, if you even go down that path - whats the point of a little smegenemenea?

[BTFLCHLD]

Originally Posted by daniellaaarisen

Update on the uncircumcised penis predicament:

I kinda set that as a New Year's resolution, to be quite honest. I needed to know the mystery of uncut men, damnit! Well, lo and behold, at 3AM on New Years Day (3 hours into the new year), I MET ONE (yes, I "met" it)! And it wasn't scary, and I feel a thousand times better.... we did not get particularly well acquainted because I really didn't like this guy but the second I saw he was uncut my curiosity got the best of me. I immediately texted Louie the next morning, explaining the results of my research.

Oooooo im so curious dani!!
even though you didnt like him, you saw he was uncut?
how did you go about this? did he like show you cuz you pretended you liked him just to see?
was it random he happened to be that way, or did you ask first?
maybe I should pm these questions, but this is a whatever goes thread, right?

[RickRobert]

Originally Posted by Meowi

Why do you guys even bother?
Yes RickRobert, if you even go down that path - whats the point of a little smegenemenea?

Even bother with what?

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by daniellaaarisen

Nothing gross about the wonders of the human body!

I agree!

My college roommate, used to swear to god, that he had never jacked off. We ALL called him a liar, and told him that we ALL did it. But he always stuck to his guns, and would never admit it. "That's just disgusting".

LIAR!

[daniellaaarisen]

Originally Posted by BTFLCHLD

Oooooo im so curious dani!!
even though you didnt like him, you saw he was uncut?
how did you go about this? did he like show you cuz you pretended you liked him just to see?
was it random he happened to be that way, or did you ask first?
maybe I should pm these questions, but this is a whatever goes thread, right?

As my Kathy Griffin GIF says, don't judge...

Basically, I was drunk, it was 3AM, and we kissed for all of 15 seconds before he pulled his pants down. I was about to run out of the room out of disgust at such a bold, unauthorized move when I looked down and saw FORESKIN. So of course I came back, continued to kiss him and then pretended like I was legitimately interested in hooking up with him. So I got on my knees like the champ that I am, did some thorough visual research and sucked him off for about 20 seconds before I realized that all was normal and that I wasn't dealing with anything too terrifying. So I pretended I was going to be sick (as I said, was drunk) and walked out of the room.

I know I'm a bitch. But mischief managed.

[daniellaaarisen]

Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

I agree!

My college roommate, used to swear to god, that he had never jacked off. We ALL called him a liar, and told him that we ALL did it. But he always stuck to his guns, and would never admit it. "That's just disgusting".

LIAR!

It's so much worse with girls. They never admit to touching themselves. EVER. It drives me crazy.

[RickRobert]

Originally Posted by daniellaaarisen

As my Kathy Griffin GIF says, don't judge...

Basically, I was drunk, it was 3AM, and we kissed for all of 15 seconds before he pulled his pants down. I was about to run out of the room out of disgust at such a bold, unauthorized move when I looked down and saw FORESKIN. So of course I came back, continued to kiss him and then pretended like I was legitimately interested in hooking up with him. So I got on my knees like the champ that I am, did some thorough visual research and sucked him off for about 20 seconds before I realized that all was normal and that I wasn't dealing with anything too terrifying. So I pretended I was going to be sick (as I said, was drunk) and walked out of the room.

I know I'm a bitch. But mischief managed.

Gosh Dani, stop sugarcoating and tell us what really happened

[daniellaaarisen]

Originally Posted by RickRobert

Gosh Dani, stop sugarcoating and tell us what really happened

He retracted the foreskin, it looked like a normal dick, I sucked him off and could feel the indent from where it went from head to the layer of foreskin. It was an interesting little divide The smell was a little funky but I think that's because this dude had been drunk clubbing for the 6 hours prior to this encounter. Whatever. It wasn't bad by any means.

I hope people don't hate me for this. Hahahah