TMI thread. Discussion of sensitive ADULT issues/triggers. Enter with awareness!

[RickRobert]

Originally Posted by LittleCharmer

I stand by the fact that 'Gay dog courting' was easier to write than 'Sexually indefinable show of canine sexual virility and prowess'

Ohhh my god If I could marry a thread it would be this one

[Meowi]

According to Ricky Gervais.

[LittleCharmer]

Originally Posted by Meowi

According to Ricky Gervais.

Ha!

"He.... is ****ing him.... in the head."
"Can't we do it in the arse like them? I love you Dave, but I can't breathe"

[daniellaaarisen]

Update on the uncircumcised penis predicament:

I kinda set that as a New Year's resolution, to be quite honest. I needed to know the mystery of uncut men, damnit! Well, lo and behold, at 3AM on New Years Day (3 hours into the new year), I MET ONE (yes, I "met" it)! And it wasn't scary, and I feel a thousand times better.... we did not get particularly well acquainted because I really didn't like this guy but the second I saw he was uncut my curiosity got the best of me. I immediately texted Louie the next morning, explaining the results of my research.

[louielouie2000]

Originally Posted by daniellaaarisen

Update on the uncircumcised penis predicament:

I kinda set that as a New Year's resolution, to be quite honest. I needed to know the mystery of uncut men, damnit! Well, lo and behold, at 3AM on New Years Day (3 hours into the new year), I MET ONE (yes, I "met" it)! And it wasn't scary, and I feel a thousand times better.... we did not get particularly well acquainted because I really didn't like this guy but the second I saw he was uncut my curiosity got the best of me. I immediately texted Louie the next morning, explaining the results of my research.

And you done this mama (whore) hen proud!

I think it's awesome how you approach sex and sexuality with such an enjoyable open curiosity. That's the way it should be done!!

[daniellaaarisen]

Originally Posted by louielouie2000

And you done this mama (whore) hen proud!

I think it's awesome how you approach sex and sexuality with such an enjoyable open curiosity. That's the way it should be done!!

This is why you're my husband. Obvi.

[Meowi]

Awww, now we have our 2nd ledgie couple.

[RickRobert]

Originally Posted by louielouie2000

I think it's awesome how you approach sex and sexuality with such an enjoyable open curiosity. That's the way it should be done!!

Damn right!

Originally Posted by Meowi

Awww, now we have our 2nd ledgie couple.

What's the first? Viv and Baboles?

[vivfox]

Originally Posted by RickRobert

What's the first? Viv and Baboles?

Naw, I'm just his sex slave. He hasn't asked me to marry him(yet).

[BTFLCHLD]

Originally Posted by daniellaaarisen

Update on the uncircumcised penis predicament:

I kinda set that as a New Year's resolution, to be quite honest. I needed to know the mystery of uncut men, damnit! Well, lo and behold, at 3AM on New Years Day (3 hours into the new year), I MET ONE (yes, I "met" it)! And it wasn't scary, and I feel a thousand times better.... we did not get particularly well acquainted because I really didn't like this guy but the second I saw he was uncut my curiosity got the best of me. I immediately texted Louie the next morning, explaining the results of my research.

Oooooo im so curious dani!!
even though you didnt like him, you saw he was uncut?
how did you go about this? did he like show you cuz you pretended you liked him just to see?
was it random he happened to be that way, or did you ask first?
maybe I should pm these questions, but this is a whatever goes thread, right?

[daniellaaarisen]

Originally Posted by BTFLCHLD

Oooooo im so curious dani!!
even though you didnt like him, you saw he was uncut?
how did you go about this? did he like show you cuz you pretended you liked him just to see?
was it random he happened to be that way, or did you ask first?
maybe I should pm these questions, but this is a whatever goes thread, right?

As my Kathy Griffin GIF says, don't judge...

Basically, I was drunk, it was 3AM, and we kissed for all of 15 seconds before he pulled his pants down. I was about to run out of the room out of disgust at such a bold, unauthorized move when I looked down and saw FORESKIN. So of course I came back, continued to kiss him and then pretended like I was legitimately interested in hooking up with him. So I got on my knees like the champ that I am, did some thorough visual research and sucked him off for about 20 seconds before I realized that all was normal and that I wasn't dealing with anything too terrifying. So I pretended I was going to be sick (as I said, was drunk) and walked out of the room.

I know I'm a bitch. But mischief managed.

[RickRobert]

Originally Posted by daniellaaarisen

As my Kathy Griffin GIF says, don't judge...

Basically, I was drunk, it was 3AM, and we kissed for all of 15 seconds before he pulled his pants down. I was about to run out of the room out of disgust at such a bold, unauthorized move when I looked down and saw FORESKIN. So of course I came back, continued to kiss him and then pretended like I was legitimately interested in hooking up with him. So I got on my knees like the champ that I am, did some thorough visual research and sucked him off for about 20 seconds before I realized that all was normal and that I wasn't dealing with anything too terrifying. So I pretended I was going to be sick (as I said, was drunk) and walked out of the room.

I know I'm a bitch. But mischief managed.

Gosh Dani, stop sugarcoating and tell us what really happened

[BTFLCHLD]

Originally Posted by daniellaaarisen

As my Kathy Griffin GIF says, don't judge...

Basically, I was drunk, it was 3AM, and we kissed for all of 15 seconds before he pulled his pants down. I was about to run out of the room out of disgust at such a bold, unauthorized move when I looked down and saw FORESKIN. So of course I came back, continued to kiss him and then pretended like I was legitimately interested in hooking up with him. So I got on my knees like the champ that I am, did some thorough visual research and sucked him off for about 20 seconds before I realized that all was normal and that I wasn't dealing with anything too terrifying. So I pretended I was going to be sick (as I said, was drunk) and walked out of the room.

I know I'm a bitch. But mischief managed.

oh, dani! I wonder if that is the first time a girl has given him 20 seconds, before going : blergh :? Bet he thinks twice next time he even considers dropping trou. did you handle his manhood? seems like that'd be the full-on uncut experience as that puppy grows into a magic wand.