TMI thread. Discussion of sensitive ADULT issues/triggers. Enter with awareness!

[LittleCharmer]

Today I went to watch the Sunday rugby at the local rugby club. Lots of people bring their dogs for a walk in the field where it's played, and afterwards everyone has a drink in the clubhouse bar. Two of the dogs came in with their owners after the game, one average-sized mutt and one tiny chihuahua called Harvey, who apparently has the mentality of a much larger animal..
Harvey spent the whole 3 hours we were there persistently trying to mount the other dog, despite the fact that his head barely reached the other's arse. We unwittingly watched gay dog courting for 3 hours.
What a way to spend Sunday afternoon..

[Silver Springs]

Originally Posted by LittleCharmer

Today I went to watch the Sunday rugby at the local rugby club. Lots of people bring their dogs for a walk in the field where it's played, and afterwards everyone has a drink in the clubhouse bar. Two of the dogs came in with their owners after the game, one average-sized mutt and one tiny chihuahua called Harvey, who apparently has the mentality of a much larger animal..
Harvey spent the whole 3 hours we were there persistently trying to mount the other dog, despite the fact that his head barely reached the other's arse. We unwittingly watched gay dog courting for 3 hours.
What a way to spend Sunday afternoon..

Male Dogs mounting other Male Dogs isn't necassarily a sign of Homosexuality. Male Dogs have been known to mount their own gender in order to show off their prowess and virility, especially when a female Dog is present. Is the Dog equivelant of a Crotch grab in another Male's face lol.

[RickRobert]

Originally Posted by Silver Springs

Male Dogs mounting other Male Dogs isn't necassarily a sign of Homosexuality. Male Dogs have been known to mount their own gender in order to show off their prowess and virility, especially when a female Dog is present. Is the Dog equivelant of a Crotch grab in another Male's face lol.

If THAT'S not a sign of homosexuality, what is?

... on second thought don't answer that

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by RickRobert

If THAT'S not a sign of homosexuality, what is?

... on second thought don't answer that

Watching the doggie version of Glee.

[louielouie2000]

Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

Watching the doggie version of Glee.

God, Glee is way too gay for this gay man!

On the TMI side... I'm having a super randy day today. I wonder why my drive is so freaking bipolar?!

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by louielouie2000

On the TMI side... I'm having a super randy day today. I wonder why my drive is so freaking bipolar?!

Must be hormones, because I'm the same way. Some days, I'd do anything to get laid, and some days, I just couldn't care less....

I got lucky, my first two nights in Nashville, and I just didn't care about it, the rest of the trip.

[Silver Springs]

I was about to reply to Rowan's comment, but I made the mistake of reading the posts afterwards. Think it's time for the bashful to step back out *Slips out quietly to read the slightly higher brow Byron*

[RickRobert]

Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

Watching the doggie version of Glee.

Post of the year in January, well done

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by RickRobert

Post of the year in January, well done

Thanks, I am pretty proud of that one!

[LittleCharmer]

Originally Posted by Silver Springs

Male Dogs mounting other Male Dogs isn't necassarily a sign of Homosexuality. Male Dogs have been known to mount their own gender in order to show off their prowess and virility, especially when a female Dog is present. Is the Dog equivelant of a Crotch grab in another Male's face lol.

I stand by the fact that 'Gay dog courting' was easier to write than 'Sexually indefinable show of canine sexual virility and prowess'

[RickRobert]

Originally Posted by LittleCharmer

I stand by the fact that 'Gay dog courting' was easier to write than 'Sexually indefinable show of canine sexual virility and prowess'

Ohhh my god If I could marry a thread it would be this one

[Meowi]

According to Ricky Gervais.

[LittleCharmer]

Originally Posted by Meowi

According to Ricky Gervais.

Ha!

"He.... is ****ing him.... in the head."
"Can't we do it in the arse like them? I love you Dave, but I can't breathe"

[daniellaaarisen]

Update on the uncircumcised penis predicament:

I kinda set that as a New Year's resolution, to be quite honest. I needed to know the mystery of uncut men, damnit! Well, lo and behold, at 3AM on New Years Day (3 hours into the new year), I MET ONE (yes, I "met" it)! And it wasn't scary, and I feel a thousand times better.... we did not get particularly well acquainted because I really didn't like this guy but the second I saw he was uncut my curiosity got the best of me. I immediately texted Louie the next morning, explaining the results of my research.