TMI thread. Discussion of sensitive ADULT issues/triggers. Enter with awareness!

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by Dodfather

Jesus - that had to HURT! Also, if you are ever cooking with chillis and need to go to the bathroom please take my advice and wash your hands BEFORE and after! I was so uncomfortable for the rest of the day! Am squirming at the memory.

Haha, I've done this, more than once. I garden, and make my own salsa, almost daily, so yes, it's very important to remember, that cutting jalapenos was the last thing you did!

[APerfectLie]

Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

Haha, I've done this, more than once. I garden, and make my own salsa, almost daily, so yes, it's very important to remember, that cutting jalapenos was the last thing you did!

One time my neck was sore, so I put some Icy Hot on it. I the proceeded to use the restroom

-Grooming habits... down there? Trimmed
-Tampons or pads? Both! At the same time!
-Lights on or off? Off
-Top or bottom? Top
-Floaters or sinkers? Does anyone always only have one of the two? I certainly don't! Or is this a preference question? If so, then in the words of Stevie, "all the same, all the same, all the same, RHIANNON!"

Also, for a little more TMI, as most of you know, I'm a type one diabetic which provides for many embarrassing situations during frisky moments. Nothing like getting a girls leg wrapped up in your insulin pump tubing and ripping it out or being half naked and having to ask, "Uh, do you have any juice? My blood sugar is low." Talk about buzz kill.

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by APerfectLie

One time my neck was sore, so I put some Icy Hot on it. I the proceeded to use the restroom


Also, for a little more TMI, as most of you know, I'm a type one diabetic which provides for many embarrassing situations during frisky moments. Nothing like getting a girls leg wrapped up in your insulin pump tubing and ripping it out or being half naked and having to ask, "Uh, do you have any juice? My blood sugar is low." Talk about buzz kill.

Well, scratching yourself, is the WORST! Wait about 5 seconds, then you're like, "WTF did I DO?" Oh yeah,....I cut jalapenos!


Sorry to be ignorant.....is it dangerous, if the tubes get ripped out? Sry, I have no clue.....

[APerfectLie]

Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

Well, scratching yourself, is the WORST! Wait about 5 seconds, then you're like, "WTF did I DO?" Oh yeah,....I cut jalapenos!


Sorry to be ignorant.....is it dangerous, if the tubes get ripped out? Sry, I have no clue.....

Not usually. If you don't notice it is ripped out for hours, your blood sugar can go high, but that usually only happens when you are sleeping and the adhesive sticks to the sheets. You have to insert a new tube every three days, so it isn't anything too terrible, you just have to insert another one! But it can be painful, make you bleed everywhere, make the bed smell like insulin (which doesn't smell bad, it just smells very synthetic, kinda like band-aids, very strong band-aids), and cause the girl to freak out! But I guess that is what they should expect when ****ing a cyborg!

[fringed n fab]

Originally Posted by APerfectLie

One time my neck was sore, so I put some Icy Hot on it. I the proceeded to use the restroom

-Grooming habits... down there? Trimmed
-Tampons or pads? Both! At the same time!
-Lights on or off? Off
-Top or bottom? Top
-Floaters or sinkers? Does anyone always only have one of the two? I certainly don't! Or is this a preference question? If so, then in the words of Stevie, "all the same, all the same, all the same, RHIANNON!"

Also, for a little more TMI, as most of you know, I'm a type one diabetic which provides for many embarrassing situations during frisky moments. Nothing like getting a girls leg wrapped up in your insulin pump tubing and ripping it out or being half naked and having to ask, "Uh, do you have any juice? My blood sugar is low." Talk about buzz kill.

Ok I'm envisioning this... What exactly is an insulin pump? Like IV tubing at the side of the bed? Do you just take shots? Just wondering.

[TerraRhiannon]

Originally Posted by petep9000

How about parental TMI? Anyone here ever walk in on their parents 'doing it'?
I come from a divorced household, I was too young remember the experience of living under the same roof with both parents.

I've never walked into them 'doing it', but almost every night I hear them doing it. It's really disturbing, like we'll be sitting at the table and my step dad will hint at having sex with my Mom that night, and I will just be, "Well, my head phones are going to be my best friend tonight.." It just sucks when your bedroom is right across the hall from theirs.

[louielouie2000]

Originally Posted by TerraRhiannon

I've never walked into them 'doing it', but almost every night I hear them doing it. It's really disturbing.

Agreed... I dealt with that growing up, too. It is quite traumatizing if you're a quiet dorky kid like I was . Thankfully I never saw anything, though. However, my parents are old hippies who are extraordinarily open about nudity... so I saw that on a daily basis. They'd even take me to the nude beach across the lake from our house every weekend when I was a kid. I guess the good aspect of it has been I've never really had body issues, and am quite comfortable with who I am. Yes, I still go to nude beaches as an adult, albeit NOT with my parents!!

[TerraRhiannon]

Originally Posted by louielouie2000

Agreed... I dealt with that growing up, too. It is quite traumatizing if you're a quiet dorky kid like I was . Thankfully I never saw anything, though. However, my parents are old hippies who are extraordinarily open about nudity... so I saw that on a daily basis. They'd even take me to the nude beach across the lake from our house every weekend when I was a kid. I guess the good aspect of it has been I've never really had body issues, and am quite comfortable with who I am. Yes, I still go to nude beaches as an adult, albeit NOT with my parents!!

Yeah, and it's not like I am disturbed by SEX, I am pretty dirrty minded & the likes, but it's just that it's my own mother...and my Step Father... Oh man, images *bangs head off dry wall*

[amberlemegan]

Originally Posted by TerraRhiannon

I've never walked into them 'doing it', but almost every night I hear them doing it. It's really disturbing, like we'll be sitting at the table and my step dad will hint at having sex with my Mom that night, and I will just be, "Well, my head phones are going to be my best friend tonight.." It just sucks when your bedroom is right across the hall from theirs.

I'm so glad my room is in the basement. If I ever heard my mom and step dad I would be forever mortified. I have heard my sister but that's not as mortifing. It's the whole parent thing. I just don't want to picture it.

[Nikolaj]

Thanks for the many answers on the Tampons. They sound popular. Confusing, though.
I'd think it would make walking strange.
Is a woman able to tell when looking at another woman walk 'Oh yeah, she's got a tampon in?' I'd have no idea.
Does it ever fall out if you run to catch an elevator, a train, a bus, for any reason?
And, what if you're on a rollercoaster, and sometimes they go upside down? If it fell out, would it fly up to your neck after it fell down to your ankles?
You can get toxic schock if you forget to take it out? Dang. Do you pull the string to take it out? Why a string and not a small, thin handle? What if the string breaks? Can you attach another string from an unused one, but then what do you do with the one with no string?
I guess you can go into a swimming pool with them, I seem to remember television commercials that said you could swim, play tennis, go bowling, horseback riding. But wouldn't high tide at the ocean definitely knock it out? Later tv commercials mentioned some of them having "wings"-- Wings? Maybe that was just a phase. What would wings do? Make it easier to remove?
Every month for a week? I guess men should be nicer to women.
I'm sorry, I just find it mysterious.
Ok- last thing- it does seem like the dozen responses or so maybe have stopped- but there's a contraceptive sponge, right? Wouldn't a box of appropriately shaped sponges on a coated string be a better and more economical solution, and you'd be able to wash the sponges in warm soapy water, let air dry like pantyhose, maybe even in the pantyhose, and then reuse the sponges every month?
I think a woman should perfect these ideas invented by men a century ago and make a mint making the lives of women easier every month.

[APerfectLie]

Originally Posted by fringed n fab

Ok I'm envisioning this... What exactly is an insulin pump? Like IV tubing at the side of the bed? Do you just take shots? Just wondering.

No, I don't take shots, the insulin pump continuously gives me insulin and when I eat I have to input the amount of carbs and administer a dose of insulin via the pump. It can be thought of like an IV, but it doesn't go into your veins like an IV, rather it is injected into the fat. You use a needle to inject the tube and then you pull the needle out and the tube stays in. It also doesn't drip like an IV, it utilizes a piston to accurately inject the insulin. Here is what the infusion site looks like and you can see the pump hanging off to the side.

[fringed n fab]

Originally Posted by APerfectLie

No, I don't take shots, the insulin pump continuously gives me insulin and when I eat I have to input the amount of carbs and administer a dose of insulin via the pump. It can be thought of like an IV, but it doesn't go into your veins like an IV, rather it is injected into the fat. You use a needle to inject the tube and then you pull the needle out and the tube stays in. It also doesn't drip like an IV, it utilizes a piston to accurately inject the insulin. Here is what the infusion site looks like and you can see the pump hanging off to the side.

OMGoodness! So is that easier to use than just daily injections? Do you constantly have to wear it? I think I'd just take the shots and get it over with myself. I'd hug you if I could.