The Just Thought I'd Share Thread

[Zombie]

Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

I worked at a convenience store, while I was in college, and there was a rash of holdups, for awhile. The late night guy, that took over for me, at 11, always kept a soft drink cup full of bleach, next to the register, to throw in the robber's eyes. Well, I'm pulling out of the parking lot, and look up, and he accidentally took a big gulp(pun not intended) of the bleach. He's wretching, and spitting like a madman. I was trying not to laugh. Fortunately, he didn't notice that I saw him do it. I never mentioned it to him, either. It was pretty embarrassing. So peroxide, I'll think you'll be fine. And your mouth is cleaner than ever!

OMG. BLEACH. SCARY.

The bleach story and Jannie's peroxide mishap reminded me of a friend I had back in elementary school, Brett, whose brother was a big fan of chewing tobacco. The brother would usually spit into a plastic cup equipped with a paper towel, but one summer day, he apparently forgot the cup while out in the garage working on his car, and used a mostly empty can of Dr. Pepper instead.

Yeah, you can imagine what happened next - Brett walked by, and said, "Can I have a drink of your pop?" but before any of us could yell "NO!" he'd taken a giant swig.

Y'all, I have never seen so much vomiting in my life, and I have since had two children, several bouts of food poisoning, some ridiculous flus, and watched family members go through chemo.