Actually, he does have a goatee going, so we're good there. Oh yeah, AND he plays guitar. Score!
Jaycee is a bit young for me, but if he's serious about doing science, perhaps you or one of the other young'uns can do the research? Everybody's happy!
I used to chat in Yahoo chat rooms regularly before they started to suck, and I was constantly being mistaken for a dude. Never got accused of being in touch with my feminine side, though. People would actually ARGUE with me when I would say I was a chick. Eventually, I found it so funny that I put a picture of me in one of my corsets on my profile just to freak them all out.
And you read Neil Gaiman, too? Why are we not BFFs yet? This is incredibly remiss of us. Remind me to tell you of my awesome assortment of Gaiman bits some time.
And speaking of red haired guys in shades in Miami, might I present Weebl as Justice Shades?
That was funny with the Weebles, but in the name of science, can you get us a pic of your guy is you get close enough to him? Y'know, just in the name of science?