Tiger...

[Livia]

Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.

She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
Cause a bimbo's phone number was in his Blackberry.

He'd been cheatin' on Elin, and the story
progressed.
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.

He'd been cheatin' with Holly, and Jaimee, and
Cori, with Jocelyn and Kalika, the world had the story.

From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
Tiger's sad sordid tale was all over the news.

With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.

Despite all his cryin' and beggin' and pleadin’,
Tiger's wife went investin' -- a new home in
Sweden.

And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
"If you're gettin' laid then I'm gettin' paid."

She's not pouting; in fact, she is of jolly good
cheer,
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year!

[chelluversu]

Originally Posted by Livia

Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.

She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
Cause a bimbo's phone number was in his Blackberry.

He'd been cheatin' on Elin, and the story
progressed.
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.

He'd been cheatin' with Holly, and Jaimee, and
Cori, with Jocelyn and Kalika, the world had the story.

From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
Tiger's sad sordid tale was all over the news.

With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.

Despite all his cryin' and beggin' and pleadin’,
Tiger's wife went investin' -- a new home in
Sweden.

And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
"If you're gettin' laid then I'm gettin' paid."

She's not pouting; in fact, she is of jolly good
cheer,
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year!

LMFAO i think i just died and went to heaven..im crying now sooo thank you

[sara1998]

I'm so pissed! Just spent $25 on Tiger Woods DVD called "My Favorite 18 Holes". Turns out it's about golf.

[DavidMn]

Originally Posted by sara1998

I'm so pissed! Just spent $25 on Tiger Woods DVD called "My Favorite 18 Holes". Turns out it's about golf.

or was it Ho's?

[gldstwmn]

Seriously?

EXCLUSIVE: Cops Called To Tiger Woods Sex Addiction Rehab Facility

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusive...rehab-facility

Cops were called Friday afternoon to the sex addiction facility where Tiger Woods is receiving treatment, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.

As RadarOnline.com reported first in a world exclusive, Tiger is at Pine Grove Behavioral Health and Addiction Services in Hattiesburg, Miss. Tiger checked in to receive sex addiction treatment, sources told RadarOnline.com

The clinic is directed by Dr. Patrick Carnes, who pioneered treatment for sexually compulsive behavior. His clinic is widely considered one of the top in the nation for sexual addiction

Two cop cars pulled up to the clinic Friday afternoon and officers went inside, RadarOnline.com is reporting exclusively. The cars were m

After a while one of the cars drove off, but the other stayed. There were no outward signs of a disturbance but one source told RadarOnline.com that there were visual indication of increased security.

Tiger has not been seen in public since his infamous post-Thanksgiving car crash into a fire hydrant and tree. That bizarre incident happened after the National Enquirer revealed the golfing great's affair with Rachel Uchitel, which led to more than 10 women coming forward and admitting to sexual relationships with Tiger.

His beautiful wife Elin has been seen - without her wedding rings - but Tiger's location has been a mystery until RadarOnline.com's exclusive report.