Guy caught wankin' it in public in Canada

[GarboSpeaks!]

NO, actually never had the "dis" pleasure. Well, not in plain sight.

Had a "good" friend. Known him for some time. He called me up one day. Sounded spacey. His wife was out, and my hub wasn't in room at moment. He asked me several RANDOM questions. Weird, weird & weird.
Next thing I know he says "know what I'm doing?"
WOW! Really?
To say I was livid is an understatement.

Yuck! I mean, damn, if you are going to call me and wank off, I atleast want a polite hourly rate!
SO kidding.

Was a very discouraging, sad moment. Loosing a friend, and just having someone do something so yucky to you.