Most Tuskable 'Titanic' Orchestra member?

[SortaSavageLike]

Sure, they may have only recovered the frozen corpses of three of them, and no one knows what the last song they played was, or when they gave up and put down their instruments...but one questions nags on my mind. Who was the sexiest member of the Titanic band? Alright ladies, if their were no lifeboats left, which of these eight would be the last men you ever had sex with?

W. Theodore Ronald:


Roger Marie Bricoux:


John Frederick Preston Clarke:


Wallace Henry Hartley:


John Law Hume:


Georges Alexandre Krins:


Percy Cornelius Taylor:


John Wesley Woodward:
I couldn't find any pictures of this guy, so he must have been quite a dog.

[strandinthewind]

You soooo get the gold star for the most original thread and quasi mac related thread of the year

I would not have done any of them - though I hear that Carrie, who was 35 at the time, did them all right before she got in the lifeboat

[petep9000]

I'm gonna go with 'Wallace Henry Hartley'- if only because he looks a bit like Adrien Brody if you look quick.

[danax6]

Originally Posted by petep9000

I'm gonna go with 'Wallace Henry Hartley'- if only because he looks a bit like Adrien Brody if you look quick.

Then I'll take Theodore Ronald cause he looks like one of the Baldwin brothers.

I'm a big fan of Alec Baldwin. He's my hero.

[petep9000]

Originally Posted by petep9000

I'm gonna go with 'Wallace Henry Hartley'- if only because he looks a bit like Adrien Brody if you look quick.

I researched my guy on Google. Look at what they found in his pockets when they fished his frozen body out of the water:

Gold fountain pen, "W.H.H.";
diamond solitaire ring;
silver cigarette case;
letters;
silver match box, marked "W.H.H., from Collingson's staff. Leeds";
telegram to Hotley, Bandmaster "Titanic";
nickel watch;
gold chain;
gold cigar holder;
stud;
scissors;
16s;
16 cents;
coins

No wonder he sank!!!

[SortaSavageLike]

Wow, John Jacob Astor even insisted on being the richest corpse in the world when he died!

http://www.encyclopedia-titanica.org/biography/11/

EFFECTS - Gold watch; cuff links, gold with diamond; diamond ring with three stones; £225 in English notes; $2440 in notes; £5 in gold; 7s. in silver; 5 ten franc pieces; gold pencil; pocketbook.

[danax6]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

You soooo get the gold star for the most original thread and quasi mac related thread of the year

I would not have done any of them - though I hear that Carrie, who was 35 at the time, did them all right before she got in the lifeboat

I've been ordered to inform you that as soon as she is ~unbant~ she will come kick your ass.

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by danax6

I've been ordered to inform you that as soon as she is ~unbant~ she will come kick your ass.

I did not know she got bant

[danax6]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

I did not know she got bant

Only temporarily. She'll be back in a few days.