my pittsburgh review

[carrie721]

Originally Posted by LikeAWillow

No, if I was five, you'd actually have liked me.

oh. true.

*five seconds after Kate's mom walks away*

"Damn Carrie, is it just me or is Kate's mom really hot?"
"I was about to say it too. She's REALLY hot."

*getting in the car*
"What a great night...Kate's mom's f*ckin hot"

*driving home*
"Yada, yada, Say You Will, singing, singing, Kate's mom's f*cking HOTT"
"I don't know if we've talked about this yet but...Kate's mom's really hot"

oh my god, i am laughing so hard.

Um, it pretty much is. I only made my pact with the devil after it was decided that the baby jesus hated me.

dear baby jesus,

please help us find somewhere to park ... pleeeeease????

Originally Posted by xdreamsunwindx

LOL. So after we went to Max & Erma's, Carrie needed some drugs. So we went to Eckerd. Well, the door? Kinda stuck. And when it opened, it made a full-on fart noise. Like, incredibly loud. There was a huge line in Eckerd, so as people left, all you heard was "BRRRRRRGH. BRRRRRGH." I was on my knees. Maturity is over-rated.

lololololololllllllllll. the great part was the other door didn't do that, but nobody would use that one. people liked the fart door.

I hate you both.

liez.