Prince Charles calls for 'ban' on McDonald's

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Sheebus. Carrie will probably explain this, but it's not that tough. A few eggs for breakfast (toss in a few veggies and crushed garlic to spice em up), plus a good granola bar, or fruit, plus a bunch of water with the coffee or tea is plenty of breakfast. You can put a bunch of crap in a salad - tomatoes, black beans, chick peas, carrots, olives, some cheese, sunflower seeds, chunks of chicken, etc. Also, those fake chicken patties, with a big assed bowl of steamed vegetables and about 16 ounces of water oughta keep anyone's trap shut for 3-4 hours.

This stuff isn't impossible. About the best lunch I have is half a can of black beans with salsa and garlic tossed in, plus a tuna sandwich. Tuna has fat free mayo and spices in it. ****loads of protein, about 400 calories. I'm stuffed for 3 hours easy. I drink at least 2 glasses of water so the whole mess swells up and I am totally full. It's delicious. About my favorite meal ever.

I suspect I am wasting my breath, but I'm not trying to be hostile. I hear this crap from friends and family all the time about essentially not wanting to be deprived of their salt and grease and starch. As if those are food groups. I mean, I love my pizza and french fries as much as anyone. I just don't want to be a big fat assed 40 year old guy with a beer belly. I don't wanna live in that body and god knows no one is gonna want to see it naked. Can't have both. It's ultimately kind of funny, I suppose. Like I told my sister, "Eat all you want, whenever you want, just shut up about how fat you are already. And quit making fun of me for going to the gym or I won't send you a get well card when you have a heart attack."

Of course she told me to fukc off, then we laughed.

She cool like dat.

As far as McDonald's goes, of course it's **** food. Most people know that.
Not everyone does, but most. But if people wanna slurp trash down their gullets they're gonna. If they couldn't get McD's they'd go home and make fried chicken. What all that strip farming for those infernal "future burger" cows in Central and South America is doing to the planet is another ugly story entirely.

I think Supersize Me shoulda been called, "Take your golden arches and dig your grave."