What are you doing right now?

Miss Vicky · #1 02-14-2007, 04:08 AM

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Originally Posted by seeker007nmss

That's more info than I needed.

It's the truth though. Women have to wipe after number 1, not just after number 2.

seeker007nmss · #2 02-14-2007, 04:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Miss Vicky

It's the truth though. Women have to wipe after number 1, not just after number 2.

Just teasing. Your little fluffs appreciate the stuff you got for them. They would order their own stuff, but they don't have credit cards!

Miss Vicky · #3 02-14-2007, 04:16 AM

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Originally Posted by seeker007nmss

Just teasing. Your little fluffs appreciate the stuff you got for them. They would order their own stuff, but they don't have credit cards!

Well... they do have their own card, it just happens to be in my name; I have a separate card reserved just for pet expenses (goes to show how much the ungrateful little turds cost me).

I suppose I should just be thankful that this time around I didn't have to spend money to buy food (a.k.a. "gut load") to feed to my toad food (a.k.a. "crickets") so that they could produce their own brand of ****.

I love them. Really. I'm just annoyed right now.

seeker007nmss · #4 02-14-2007, 04:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Miss Vicky

Well... they do have their own card, it just happens to be in my name; I have a separate card reserved just for pet expenses (goes to show how much the ungrateful little turds cost me).

I suppose I should just be thankful that this time around I didn't have to spend money to buy food (a.k.a. "gut load") to feed to my toad food (a.k.a. "crickets") so that they could produce their own brand of ****.

I love them. Really. I'm just annoyed right now.

Just look at their lil' fluff faces. That will cure you. They really Need you and you take care of them Awwww.......

Miss Vicky · #5 02-14-2007, 04:25 AM

Yeah...

Here's a lil' fluff face for ya.

Actually... all my pets are rather "fluffy." Kinda like their mama.

(Incidentally, the $50.00 bag of premium cat food is of the calorie control variety. "Tiny Tim" isn't very tiny.

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seeker007nmss · #6 02-14-2007, 04:29 AM

^^ pretty frog. What kind is it? Do they make "squeakie" noises?

Miss Vicky · #7 02-14-2007, 04:33 AM

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Originally Posted by seeker007nmss

^^ pretty frog. What kind is it? Do they make "squeakie" noises?

She's an Oriental Firebelly Toad (one of three in my menagerie). The one in the photo is Esmerelda. They don't "squeak" so much as "bark," but only the males are vocal -which is a good thing, 'cause my boy Ernie never shuts up unless he's not feeling well. If all three were that loud I'd never get any sleep.

skcin · #8 02-14-2007, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by carrie721

right now i am recovering from my snow extravaganza. decided (stupidly) to leave my house (the house i'm dogsitting at, actually) to go see my mother and get my mail, and realized that even tho we've gotten tons and tons and tons of snow, nothing has been plowed! i got stuck in the snow twice on the way over there (a 2.5 mile drive

). then when i got home, maya wanted to play in the snow. so we went in the back yard for a bit and i threw the ball for her and ended up slipping and falling on my back (i'm praying this doesn't f up my sciatic nerve again), getting covered in snow, and then maya ran over, jumped over me, sprinkling snow all over me from above as well.

i left, and it took me 5 minutes to get out of where i was parked. finally got stuck again in the driveway - had to shovel my way to the garage. for about 15 seconds i didn't give a **** about global warming and thought "wouldn't it be nice to have a mf'ing snow blower?"

Dude.

Maybe you shouldn't leave the house anymore. It's obviously way too dangerous out there for you.

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Originally Posted by Miss Vicky

Men gotta understand that we have to wipe both sides. There's no shaking it dry when you're a lady. And you need a nice thick pad of paper between your hand and your... stuff. You know? Can't risk actual contact.

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Originally Posted by Miss Vicky

It's the truth though. Women have to wipe after number 1, not just after number 2.

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Originally Posted by seeker007nmss

Just teasing. Your little fluffs appreciate the stuff you got for them. They would order their own stuff, but they don't have credit cards!

I swear to God, for a minute, I didn't think you were talking about her cats, Jim.

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Originally Posted by Miss Vicky

They're cute, but not particularly rewarding pets. Sort of a hands off, just observe kind of pet, like fish, only not. Their skin produces a mild toxin, so it's not advisable to handle them if you can help it.

Not a whole lot of cuddling then, I guess.

danax6 · #9 02-14-2007, 02:59 PM

Watching soccer, Ajax - Werder Bremen, and throwing rocks at the tv screen.

estranged4life · #10 02-14-2007, 03:07 PM

Having my 'daughter' Missy (One of the2 kittens I bottle fed around the clock for 3 weeks in July 2005) lay in my lap and purr as loud as possible...

Damned she is one spoiled cat.