What are you doing right now?

carrie721 · #1 01-30-2007, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by amber

Unless you look exactly like my sig pic, and are a talented elfin french canadian actress with birthday day after mine, I'll have to pass. Or unless you are a boy, I'll have to pass. I don't care how well you sing the Shark song.

you bitch, i sing the shark song really well. but you don't care. you're all, you don't have a weiner so i'm not interested. it's discrimination. i would sing the shark song to you until you were carried away to a magical land where i looked like a genevieve bufordinellio. or whatever.

i also wrote another song yesterday about the dog i'm watching right now ... and i sing that one really well!

maggie maggie may
maggie maggie moo
maggie maggie me
maggie maggie youuuuu!

read it and weep, amber, because you're never getting a piece of this.

amber · #2 01-30-2007, 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by carrie721

you bitch, i sing the shark song really well. but you don't care. you're all, you don't have a weiner so i'm not interested. it's discrimination. i would sing the shark song to you until you were carried away to a magical land where i looked like a genevieve bufordinellio. or whatever.

i also wrote another song yesterday about the dog i'm watching right now ... and i sing that one really well!

maggie maggie may
maggie maggie moo
maggie maggie me
maggie maggie youuuuu!

read it and weep, amber, because you're never getting a piece of this.

*weeps* then *snickers*

Um...bufordinellio?

She's not Italian, you're getting your almost ethnicities mixed up. As in, French and Italian are almost ethnicities, but still actually white. But white people often don't realize that. I mean, really, really white people.
Suck on thiiiiiiiis, I'm a shaaark:

Spanky oh Spanky
who's my sexy man?
Spanky oh spanky
I feed you when I can
Why are you growling
at those other cats?
Spanky, oh Spanky,
don't be an asshat.

I just want to stop and say, if you see a Bujold movie, you will have a crush, too.

Wait..."discrimination"???

Yep, me not sleeping with you is totally a hate crime. I see that now.

carrie721 · #3 01-30-2007, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by amber

*weeps* then *snickers*

Um...bufordinellio?

She's not Italian, you're getting your almost ethnicities mixed up. As in, French and Italian are almost ethnicities, but still actually white. But white people often don't realize that. I mean, really, really white people.
Suck on thiiiiiiiis, I'm a shaaark:

Spanky oh Spanky
who's my sexy man?
Spanky oh spanky
I feed you when I can
Why are you growling
at those other cats?
Spanky, oh Spanky,
don't be an asshat.

I just want to stop and say, if you see a Bujold movie, you will have a crush, too.

let it be known that i read your whole song as "sparky oh sparky" etc etc. it's funnier that way.

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Wait..."discrimination"???

Yep, me not sleeping with you is totally a hate crime. I see that now.

it is!!!! i demand welfare sex. now.

i'll show you some affirmative action, baby!

amber · #4 01-30-2007, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by carrie721

let it be known that i read your whole song as "sparky oh sparky" etc etc. it's funnier that way.

it is!!!! i demand welfare sex. now.

i'll show you some affirmative action, baby!

If it wasn't so unseemly (or if I had been drunk) I would have rolled off my chair laughing. At your stupid joke which I'm sure I've heard before, but is somehow still hella funny.

I'm not sure my exremely handsome and well read cat would appreciate being mistaken for a "Sparky".

carrie721 · #5 01-30-2007, 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by amber

If it wasn't so unseemly (or if I had been drunk) I would have rolled off my chair laughing. At your stupid joke which I'm sure I've heard before, but is somehow still hella funny.

well i've never heard it before, so i say it's a stroke of genius.

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I'm not sure my exremely handsome and well read cat would appreciate being mistaken for a "Sparky".

you're obsessed with your p*ssy.