Anyone want to join me for a glass of wine?

[carrie721]

Originally Posted by irishgrl

oh that was BAAAAAAAAAD. but in a GOOD way

i try! i figure i'm already going to hell by virtue of being a homo, i might as well make the most of it.

[amber]

Originally Posted by carrie721

what doesn't make sense? my secret love depended on my radiance as sustenance, and when i used the blindfold, my secret love secretly died.

Your...radiance? Does that mean "ability to see"? Why'd you even use the blindfold if you needed your stupid radiance? Don't bag the product just because you used it contrary to your medical condition, or whatever "radiance" is.
The "oowee, listen to me" blindfold is top of the line.

Originally Posted by ragandbone

like that movie,
Banned-over boyfriend

More specifically, that movie that I've never seen or heard of.

[DrummerDeanna]

Originally Posted by carrie721

it fakes just like a woman, but it breaks just like a little girl.

That's funny and disturbing all in one

My personal favorite is the Whole Lotta Trouble furry handcuffs...those babies are great.

[irishgrl]

Originally Posted by carrie721

i try! i figure i'm already going to hell by virtue of being a homo, i might as well make the most of it.

I TOLD you I found you funny!

[DrummerDeanna]

Originally Posted by irishgrl

no that was my boy toy. my latest hunny is waaaaaay more adventurous than the boy toy, thus my drool. For me its all about the s.e.x. if its good, they get to stay.

lol....you're my new hero - except after much soul searching I think I'm ready to let a woman in this time around....though really I just go with my heart - male, female - if I'm attracted to a person then the sex/gender doesn't really matter to me

[carrie721]

Originally Posted by amber

Your...radiance? Does that mean "ability to see"? Why'd you even use the blindfold if you needed your stupid radiance? Don't bag the product just because you used it contrary to your medical condition, or whatever "radiance" is.
The "oowee, listen to me" blindfold is top of the line.

i just realized how drunk i sound. but i'm still suing the ticklemewelshwitch toy company.

Originally Posted by DrummerDeanna

That's funny and disturbing all in one

My personal favorite is the Whole Lotta Trouble furry handcuffs...those babies are great.

not guilty ... have mercy!

[irishgrl]

Originally Posted by DrummerDeanna

lol....you're my new hero - except after much soul searching I think I'm ready to let a woman in this time around....though really I just go with my heart - male, female - if I'm attracted to a person then the sex/gender doesn't really matter to me

since Im yer hero, I want first dibs

at the very least, I want to have the say so over who you pick! kinda like a parental guidance kinda thing ya know...

[DrummerDeanna]

Originally Posted by carrie721

not guilty ... have mercy!

Originally Posted by irishgrl

since Im yer hero, I want first dibs

thanks

[ragandbone]

Originally Posted by amber

Your...radiance? Does that mean "ability to see"? Why'd you even use the blindfold if you needed your stupid radiance? Don't bag the product just because you used it contrary to your medical condition, or whatever "radiance" is.
The "oowee, listen to me" blindfold is top of the line.



More specifically, that movie that I've never seen or heard of.

Yeah, I put the IMDB link. I took a chance with play-on-words, and a Good Vibrations favorite title.

Keep moving, nothing funny here.

[amber]

Originally Posted by carrie721

the ticklemewelshwitch toy company.

AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHahahahahahaha!!!!

Eliza - didn't see the link, sorry, I'm a tard, I'll go check.

Oh, Bend Over Boyfriend...yeah, there's no way I would have gotten that, really.