Tacky - Page 8

Johnny Stew · #**106** 06-12-2006, 09:16 PM

People who go anywhere and then conveniently forget that the vertically-challenged people with them are their CHILDREN, and they should be looking after them and not letting them run amok to disturb other shoppers or patrons.

Johnny Stew · #**107** 06-12-2006, 09:20 PM

[QUOTE=amber]Ummm....I don't like lesbian porn at all. At least not any I've seen.QUOTE]Believe it or not, I've actually seen some lesbian porn -- and it is borrrrrring. It doesn't go anywhere!

Of course, I suppose I might be biased against it.

Johnny Stew · #**108** 06-12-2006, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by amber

Ummm....I don't like lesbian porn at all. At least not any I've seen.

Believe it or not, I've actually seen some lesbian porn -- and it is borrrrrring. It doesn't go anywhere!

Of course, I suppose I might be biased against it.

catinthedark · #**109** 06-12-2006, 10:07 PM

- doilies on living room tables

- those little miniature ceramic animals (worse, displayed on glass shelves)

- plastic covers over sofas

- plastic runners over carpets

- fake orange tans

- knee high nylons - with a too short skirt

- too much boobage on girls under the age of 16

- talking loudly on a cell phone on public transport

- filing nails in public (oh, yeah. seen it. guy at work. in the middle of meetings)

- brushing hair in public (not counting public washrooms)

amber · #**110** 06-12-2006, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Johnny Stew

Believe it or not, I've actually seen some lesbian porn -- and it is borrrrrring. It doesn't go anywhere!

Of course, I suppose I might be biased against it.

That's what I thought.

goldustsongbird · #**111** 06-12-2006, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by amber

That's what I was talking about! And they have stupid long nails and sh*t, and make totally fake noises. I'm like "this lesbian porn is for men".
I've never seen that other "realistic" kind, though.

I hate that! I don't like really flashy porn, with the little storylines, and fancy editing. Doesn't matter if it's girl/girl or not, although of course, like you said, those tend to be really lame. I don't mind the amateur-ish type stuff. All porn is pretty funny.

carrie721 · #**112** 06-12-2006, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by goldustsongbird

I hate that! I don't like really flashy porn, with the little storylines, and fancy editing. Doesn't matter if it's girl/girl or not, although of course, like you said, those tend to be really lame. I don't mind the amateur-ish type stuff. All porn is pretty funny.

so true! i've noticed that older stuff is usually better ...

whoever (amber?) said that lesbian porn is made for guys is SO right.

goldustsongbird · #**113** 06-12-2006, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by carrie721

so true! i've noticed that older stuff is usually better ...

whoever (amber?) said that lesbian porn is made for guys is SO right.

Pr0n from 1970 to about 1991 is pretty funny. Especially early 90s porn... The hair, the outfits...

But it so obviously made for guys. Because everyone, men especially, know that all girls make out (and do other things) on a motorcycle while wearing high heels and hats.

carrie721 · #**114** 06-12-2006, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by goldustsongbird

Pr0n from 1970 to about 1991 is pretty funny. Especially early 90s porn... The hair, the outfits...

But it so obviously made for guys. Because everyone, men especially, know that all girls make out (and do other things) on a motorcycle while wearing high heels and hats.

duh. i also never do laundry wearing anything more than underwear and stilettos. because, like, duh!

i like 70's and 80's stuff with the crazy mustaches on the dudes. that's funny ****. new porn is lame ... it's not even funny to me, it's just like ... who is getting turned on by this? it's like watching little boys with breast implants make out.

amber · #**115** 06-12-2006, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by carrie721

duh. i also never do laundry wearing anything more than underwear and stilettos. because, like, duh!

That, and making out on motorcycles are actually the most realistic parts of porn....

goldustsongbird · #**116** 06-12-2006, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by carrie721

duh. i also never do laundry wearing anything more than underwear and stilettos. because, like, duh!

i like 70's and 80's stuff with the crazy mustaches on the dudes. that's funny ****. new porn is lame ... it's not even funny to me, it's just like ... who is getting turned on by this? it's like watching little boys with breast implants make out.

Shark porn is where it's at, agreed?

Wild_Heart03 · #**117** 06-12-2006, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by bikerchic

4. People who wear their pyjama's (flannel bottoms or track pants and t-shirt) out in public.

Oh, amen on that. I mean it's one thing to be comfortable, but it's another to just walk around in your pj's in public. Put on some real pants and then you can come back out, thanks.