Unconventional Hotties, What Say Ye?

[cliffdweller]

Originally Posted by dissention

Holy ****. Look who got beat with the ugly stick.

You are officially crazy

The man is hot. Deal with it.

[DavidMn]

Originally Posted by cliffdweller

You are officially crazy

The man is hot. Deal with it.

I'm with you hun. He is hot.

[cliffdweller]

Originally Posted by dissention

She recently said that teens should be giving blowjobs and licking crotch instead of partaking in "vaginal and anal sex." She said that she told that to a woman who was shopping for clothes with her daughter. Then she want on to say that Hillary Clinton is a sexpot.

Crazy bitch. I love her.

That's hilarious. Now if only she could act.

How come Mr. Douglas isn't partaking in this sinking ship? Hate him btw...

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by cliffdweller

It's BRUCE CAMPBELL. And I created that sig in your honor

That is hilarious though. Dildo, never crossed my mind...I guess I don't know my way around a dildo like SOME people do

Ya know I can't type for shiitteee!!!!

It reminds me of some of the ones I saw in Quills, which was an ODD movie

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by cliffdweller

You are officially crazy

The man is hot. Deal with it.

I love it when you two crazies fight

[DavidMn]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

I love it when you two crazies fight

MEEEEOOOWWWW!

[dissention]

Originally Posted by cliffdweller

You are officially crazy

The man is hot. Deal with it.

He truly repulses me to a large degree, right up there with Matthew McConawhatever. Yuck. But though I hate him as an actor, he was ****ing fantastic in A History of Violence. I want to have that movie's babies.

[cliffdweller]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

Speaking of which - and this is JUST for you my beloved



This way, instead of blaming it on bad taste, LaToya Jackson can simply say, "Well, I was just so startled by the fact that my jacket shrank and then the ferret clipped to my belt tore a scrap out of it, all of which exposed the fact that I was forced to wear a bra top that didn't fit because it's laundry day. Still... happy face! Happy face!"

http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_...a_jackson.html

What an ungodly mess.

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by dissention

Yeah, you weren't exactly disappearing into crackdens for weeks at a time and smoking so many eight balls that you beat yourself up and blamed it on the "demons." At least I hope not . . . .

No, I nver did anything remotely approaching that

Loping down a crowded city street half crocked BELTING Ethel was more my speed. And - ya know I still do that to this day

[dissention]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

Loping down a crowded city street half crocked BELTING Ethel was more my speed. And - ya know I still do that to this day

I just bought It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World for a few bucks. That movie makes me want to murder her, but torture her for hours & hours before finally committing the act.

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by dissention

I just bought It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World for a few bucks. That movie makes me want to murder her, but torture her for hours & hours before finally committing the act.

She is soooooooo FUKCING hysterical in that movie, esp. in the chase scenes. That moving is so bad, it is good

[cliffdweller]

Originally Posted by dissention

He truly repulses me to a large degree, right up there with Matthew McConawhatever. Yuck. But though I hate him as an actor, he was ****ing fantastic in A History of Violence. I want to have that movie's babies.

He was so f'ing good in that. And how about that sex scene with Maria Bello on the stairs?

I want to have that scene's babies.

[dissention]

Originally Posted by cliffdweller

He was so f'ing good in that. And how about that sex scene with Maria Bello on the stairs?

I want to have that scene's babies.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

I want Maria Bello to have my babies. Oh my, she is hot. I'm still bitter that Judi Dench got an Oscar nom over Maria. He should have been nominated, too. What dolts.

Cronenberg is one of my favorites. Even his mediocre movies are heads & shoulders above almost everything else.

[dissention]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

She is soooooooo FUKCING hysterical in that movie, esp. in the chase scenes. That moving is so bad, it is good

I hate her in it. Seriously. I want to do very bad things to her as soon as I hear that voice. If I had her for a mother-in-law like that poor schlub did, I'd take out a nice insurance policy and whack her a few months later.

[GypsySorcerer]

Originally Posted by dissention

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

I want Maria Bello to have my babies. Oh my, she is hot. I'm still bitter that Judi Dench got an Oscar nom over Maria. He should have been nominated, too. What dolts.

Cronenberg is one of my favorites. Even his mediocre movies are heads & shoulders above almost everything else.

Bello's snub was one of the biggest of the year. The fact that Dench, Knightley and Charlize were nominated and she wasn't was a crime.