The Dumb Thread

[SuzeQuze]

Originally Posted by madformac

I had to go to the doctors surgery once to get a ball of blu tac removed. Seems I decided to shove a huge ball of it up my nose... What a prize tool I am..

Yep, you're a prize.

I'll share a couple of my more embarrasing ones.

Back in my highschool days my brother and I were outside having just smoked something which made me vomit. We had previously been drinking beer and not just any beer but Heifenrefer. Oh that stuff is vile. Right in the middle of vomitting my parents came home early. We tried to sneak in through the basement so they wouldn't see us go through the back door. My brother turned the light off though on his way up leaving me in complete darkness. I had no idea where I was until I wound up under the stairs. Instead of doubling back I tried to go under a shelf. There was virtually no clearance and when I finally got out, covered in dust bunnies and dirt, my mother was standing over me and asked, "What are you doing?" And I replied, "Getting out".

The other was also back then, after I learned to drive. Someone didn't feel like moving their car so I was told to go around them. I had to drive forward up onto the lawn and then back up beyond the car. Well, I got frustrated and while in reverse cut the wheel hard and gunned it taking out one of the posts of our deck! Oh man. It was such a loud noise everyone was so concerned and then just burst out laughing. Boy was I an airhead.