50 Most Loathsome People in America 2005

irishgrl · #1 01-26-2006, 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by macfanken

http://buffalobeast.com/91/50.htm

I think number 12 might be my favorite...

12. Barbara Bush

Charges: Her polluted womb nurtured the seed of American decadence. The root of America’s decay; the poison tree from whence the fruit loop George W. Bush sprang. This unfeeling, unthinking patrician hag spawned America’s most notorious welfare child, whose every glaring deficiency has been excused or underwritten by undeserved wealth. Chuckling, she remarked of poor people displaced by Hurricane Katrina, "And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this is working very well for them." Of their plans for permanent relocation, she speculated: "What I’m hearing, which is sort of scary, is they all want to stay in Texas." A true aristocrat, she sees poor people as another species.

Exhibit A: George H.W., George W., Jeb, Neil, Jenna, Barbara, Noelle, succeeding generations.

Sentence: Hysterectomy on principle. Bound and thrown into Lake Pontchartrain. If she floats, burned at the stake. If she drowns, even better.

OH MY GAWD!
I didnt go to the link i wanted to see what the responses were and boy HOWDY is that blurb on Barbara Bush a howler!

Love it!
Now I gotta go read the rest, because I cant wait to see who #1 is....

irishgrl · #2 01-26-2006, 07:58 AM

Some highlights from my faves:

47. Martha Stewart
Is in obvious discomfort when laughing

45. Robert Novak
The sheer, dreadful, angler-fish ugliness of the man, which can only be explained by the gradual accumulation of several lifetime’s worth of misanthropy, or possibly possession by demonic entity. (

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31. Rita Cosby
Unholy pastiche of fearmongering and celebrity ringworm with the brain of a moth, the integrity of a tapeworm, and the appearance and larynx of a sugar-addicted, glass-eating drag queen. (

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29. Terri Schiavo
Sacrificed her grey matter to vanity, only to become the focus of a manufactured media blitz involving the character assassination of her husband, the selective coverage of fifty protestors by 200 reporters, and a disgusting demonstration of congressional overreaching, all in deference to a frightening fringe culture’s farcical take on ethics. If you can’t tell a brain-dead oxygen-waster from a fetus, you’ve got no place debating policy or exploiting a devastated family to further your idiotic agenda or political career. (absolutely scathing summation, I'd say...)

27. Ann Coulter
We saw Coulter in person this year, and she is a revolting skeleton with a boob job and a grotesquely oversized head, who feeds only on the hatred of her target audience, liberals. (oHO! another on target assessment!)

15. Karl Rove
A greasy pig whose only distinction in life is his total lack of decency. Rove is decidedly not a genius; he is simply missing the part of his soul that prevents the rest of us from kicking elderly women in the face.

13. God
After three major natural disasters, not to mention the eternal constants of famine, war and disease, to believe in God is to believe either that He enjoys ****ing with us, or at best has totally lost interest in the whole "people" thing.

(the fact that God made this list totally cracks me up!)

12. Barbara Bush (see previous post)

4. You
Deathbed realization that your entire life was an unending series of stupid mistakes and wasted opportunities, a priceless gift of potential extravagantly squandered, for which you deserve nothing but scorn or, at best, indifference, and a cold, meaningless demise. (

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1. (nope, not gonna tell ya who it is! ) but its not someone I would have guessed for this spot.....

I think Im gonna spend a little time getting to know Evil Ed a little better!

Brwn_eyes0511 · #3 01-26-2006, 10:18 AM

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27. Ann Coulter
We saw Coulter in person this year, and she is a revolting skeleton with a boob job and a grotesquely oversized head, who feeds only on the hatred of her target audience, liberals. (oHO! another on target assessment!)

Have I ever mentioned that I LOVE Ann Coulter!!!!

ontheEdgeof17 · #4 01-26-2006, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Brwn_eyes0511

Have I ever mentioned that I LOVE Ann Coulter!!!!

You must have been #51 and barely missed the list.

Thanks for posting Ken....hilarious read.

amber · #5 01-26-2006, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by ontheEdgeof17

You must have been #51 and barely missed the list.

Brwn_eyes0511 · #6 01-26-2006, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by amber

Hey that was a compliment!

It would be an honor to make that list...

oh yea.....

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The Tower · #7 01-26-2006, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by amber

I was thinking the exact same thing, but was trying to control my snarkiness... I know there was a reason we kept you around here.

Brwn_eyes0511 · #8 01-26-2006, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by The Tower

I was thinking the exact same thing, but was trying to control my snarkiness... I know there was a reason we kept you around here.

It had to be for something...

cliffdweller · #10 01-26-2006, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by amber

I second this.

Brwn_eyes0511 · #11 01-26-2006, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by cliffdweller

I second this.

Now I'm mr. evil again...

poor little me, and I have said nothing.

jannieC · #12 01-26-2006, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Brwn_eyes0511

Have I ever mentioned that I LOVE Ann Coulter!!!!

Why? Or are you just kidding?

I loved that list. I was so happy that Hoprah made it. I always feel alone in my dislike of her. And I *loved* the "you" one. So painfully true for many of us. The Tom Cruise one was funny, too.