2005 Top Baby Names

[dissention]

Originally Posted by cliffdweller

Speaking of Jayden (which you didn't in this post, LOL!) my husband's dipsh*t cousin just named his baby boy Brycen Talk about your fugly names.

I knew someone named Dycen before and one of my teachers in high school was named Sandy Beech. I'm sure I've mentioned it before, but it still slays me.

[cliffdweller]

Originally Posted by dissention

I knew someone named Dycen before and one of my teachers in high school was named Sandy Beech. I'm sure I've mentioned it before, but it still slays me.

Speaking of hilarious names, and I am NOT MAKING THIS UP: I once ran across a girl with the name of, drum roll please.........Honey Goodenough. That's right folks, Honey frickin' Goodenough. That is a porn actress/pole dancer name if ever I've heard of such. I couldn't believe it. I was working at a bank at the time and so, yes, I am sure this is her real name. I opened her account. I still can't believe it.

[dissention]

Originally Posted by cliffdweller

Speaking of hilarious names, and I am NOT MAKING THIS UP: I once ran across a girl with the name of, drum roll please.........Honey Goodenough. That's right folks, Honey frickin' Goodenough. That is a porn actress/pole dancer name if ever I've heard of such. I couldn't believe it. I was working at a bank at the time and so, yes, I am sure this is her real name. I opened her account. I still can't believe it.

That has effectively ended this thread. No one can top that name, bitches.

[sparky]

Originally Posted by dissention

That has effectively ended this thread. No one can top that name, bitches.

Top It ? Nope.

Went to grade school with a kid named Lonnie Glascock.

[dissention]

Originally Posted by sparky

Top It ? Nope.

Went to grade school with a kid named Lonnie Glascock.

You just know he's legally changed that name by now.

[cliffdweller]

Originally Posted by sparky

Top It ? Nope.

Went to grade school with a kid named Lonnie Glascock.

I just saw that name on a sign the other day, not the Lonnie part but the last name. It was on a billboard. Of course I made fun of it to no end.

[cliffdweller]

Originally Posted by dissention

That has effectively ended this thread. No one can top that name, bitches.

I know!! I think I did like 10 double-takes when she showed me her driver's license!

[Brad]

Originally Posted by dissention

No one can top that name, bitches.

KIMBERLY WIMBERLY

Honest to God, no lie. Went to my high school and probably younger grades. The poor thing was difficult to look at in the first place, why on earth would her parents subject her to more torture? Nutjobs.

Brad "Not in the top 100 of '05"

[Red]

Well I can't top Delicious Bush (heh heh) but I do have a client by the name of Dick Hehr (pronouced "hair"). I know, it pales in comparison.

Now Daniel (all the same) hasn't posted in awhile, so I'll post this on his behalf: There is apparently a woman from his home town with the name.......wait for it.......Dorkus Dingey. He SWEARS this is true and his mother has confirmed it. DORKUS DINGEY!!!!! WTF???

[GarboSpeaks!]

That has effectively ended this thread. No one can top that name, bitches.
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This is some of the most priceless crap I have EVER heard. I think I just MIGHT be able to top it! I grew up in Stockton, CA, and moved to Santa Cruz just as the Asian immagrents were coming in. I mean nothing by that, just do a little research, and you'll see that Stockton had a mad influx of Asian people in the mid to late 80's. In 1991, I believe Stockton had a higher crime rate than friggin LA due to the Asian gang crime wave. Most folk were from Laos & Vietnam. All kids enrolled in school were gems. Sweet and beyond eager to learn. Amazing really. There was this one girl. She prolly grew up to be quite a beauty, but in jr. high, tall and homely. Her name:

"Gang Beng!"

NO joke. Will find the class of 1985 picture! Gang BANG! OMG! Ofcourse in Laos it's prolly said w/ some emphasis on another vowel, but here in good ole USofA, she was the laughing stock of school =0(

Add to that, that one of my mom's friends at the time: Candi Valentine. BARF central. She was a real pixie, thin cutie, but the whole package w/ that name, puh-lease! wtf are people thinking?!!?!?!?!

[ragandbone]

Originally Posted by dissention

I knew someone named Dycen before and one of my teachers in high school was named Sandy Beech. I'm sure I've mentioned it before, but it still slays me.

My husband went to school with a "Frodo". It was Marin..70's.
and the dad of one of his friends was named Richard Shaft, but he introduced himself as "Dick Shaft"

[cliffdweller]

Originally Posted by ragandbone

My husband went to school with a "Frodo". It was Marin..70's.
and the dad of one of his friends was named Richard Shaft, but he introduced himself as "Dick Shaft"

Those are good. Frodo. Rich.