Stupid, potentially funny iTunes Survey

[Gypsy-Rhiannon]

Excellent thread!


How many songs?

2838

Sort by song title (first and last):
First: (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction - The Rolling Stones
Last:Your Wonderful Parade - The Carpenters

Sort by time (longest and shortest):
Shortest: Reprise - Queen (4 secs)
Longest: The Eve of the War - Jeff Wayne (9.07 mins)

Search for "sex," how many songs come up?

7

Search for "death," how many songs come up?

0

Search for "love," how many songs come up?

307

Go to your media player and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question.

First song that comes up:

What do you think of me, iTunes?

Dead Ringer For Love - Meatloaf

Will I have a happy life?

Diamond Road - Sheryl Crow

What do my friends really think of me?

Forever Young - The Sparks

Do people secretly lust after me?

Try - Debbie Gibson

How can I make myself happy?

Can't Stop Now - Keane

What should I do with my life?

A Song For You - The carpenters

Why must life be so full of pain?

Disembodied Voices - The Finn Brothers

Will I ever have children?

Wouldn't It Be Nice - The Beach Boys

Will I die happy?

Dreams - Fleetwood Mac

Can you give me some advice?

Secret - Maroon 5

What do you think happiness is?

I Love You - Sarah McLachlan

What's your favorite fetish?

Nasty Ghetto - The Sugababes