Stupid, potentially funny iTunes Survey

[Lisa1769]

How many songs? 114

Sort by song title (first and last):
First: A place for my Head--Linkin Park
Last: You got Lucky--Tom Petty

Sort by time (longest and shortest):
Shortest: Never Going Back Again--Fleetwood Mac
Longest: No More Tears--Ozzy

Search for "sex," how many songs come up? 0--unbelievable

Search for "death," how many songs come up? 0

Search for "love," how many songs come up? 3
Go to your media player and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question.

First song that comes up: Where is the Love--Black Eyed Peas

What do you think of me, iTunes? These Dreams--Heart
Will I have a happy life? Boulevard of Broken Dreams-- Green Day

What do my friends really think of me? Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo--Bloodhound Gang
Do people secretly lust after me? See You on The Other Side--Ozzy

How can I make myself happy? BYOB-- System of A Down---ha ha ha

What should I do with my life? Hysteria--Def Leppard

Why must life be so full of pain? If Looks could Kill--Heart

Will I ever have children? Simple Man--Shinedown

Will I die happy? Red Dirt Road--Brooks & Dunn

Can you give me some advice? Holiday--Green Day

What do you think happiness is? Never Going Back Again--Fleetwood Mac--Another good answer!
What's your favorite fetish? Faint--Linkin Park

[Gypsy-Rhiannon]

Excellent thread!


How many songs?

2838

Sort by song title (first and last):
First: (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction - The Rolling Stones
Last:Your Wonderful Parade - The Carpenters

Sort by time (longest and shortest):
Shortest: Reprise - Queen (4 secs)
Longest: The Eve of the War - Jeff Wayne (9.07 mins)

Search for "sex," how many songs come up?

7

Search for "death," how many songs come up?

0

Search for "love," how many songs come up?

307

Go to your media player and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question.

First song that comes up:

What do you think of me, iTunes?

Dead Ringer For Love - Meatloaf

Will I have a happy life?

Diamond Road - Sheryl Crow

What do my friends really think of me?

Forever Young - The Sparks

Do people secretly lust after me?

Try - Debbie Gibson

How can I make myself happy?

Can't Stop Now - Keane

What should I do with my life?

A Song For You - The carpenters

Why must life be so full of pain?

Disembodied Voices - The Finn Brothers

Will I ever have children?

Wouldn't It Be Nice - The Beach Boys

Will I die happy?

Dreams - Fleetwood Mac

Can you give me some advice?

Secret - Maroon 5

What do you think happiness is?

I Love You - Sarah McLachlan

What's your favorite fetish?

Nasty Ghetto - The Sugababes

[heyjupiter678]

How many songs? 2684

Sort by song title (first and last):
First: '97 Bonnie & Clyde - Tori Amos
Last: Zero From Outer Space - Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers

Sort by time (longest and shortest):
Shortest: Wha' Happened - clip from A Mighty Wind (0:01)
Longest: Tori Mix v2 - DJ Wüdi (46:37)

Search for "sex," how many songs come up? 4

Search for "death," how many songs come up? 4

Search for "love," how many songs come up? 209

Go to your media player and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question.

First song that comes up: I Used To Love Her (Common)

What do you think of me, iTunes? Nothing Was Delivered (The Byrds)

Will I have a happy life? Stumbling Through the Dark (The Jayhawks)

What do my friends really think of me? Dreams (FM)

Do people secretly lust after me? Silent Sigh (Badly Drawn Boy)

How can I make myself happy? Wild Honey Pie (The Beatles)

What should I do with my life? Black Cowboys (Bruce Springsteen)

Why must life be so full of pain? Florida (Patty Griffin)

Will I ever have children? Knot Comes Loose (My Morning Jacket)

Will I die happy? Caring is Creepy (The Shins)

Can you give me some advice? Slow Like Honey (Fiona Apple)

What do you think happiness is? Brown Sugar (Mos Def)

What's your favorite fetish? The Lights of London (David Gray)

[Jyqm]

Originally Posted by heyjupiter678

What do you think of me, iTunes? Nothing Was Delivered

Ouch. Your iTunes is mean.

What should I do with my life? Black Cowboys (Bruce Springsteen)

Steal your mother's lover's drug money and hitch a ride on a cros-country train? Sounds good to me!

What do you think happiness is? Brown Sugar (Mos Def)

Oh my. Is that the same type of Brown Sugar the Stones were singing about?

[Jyqm]

Originally Posted by trackaghost

Will I have a happy life?

Fourth Time Around - Bob Dylan

Sharon, I didn't know you were Hindu!

What should I do with my life?

Take A Run At The Sun - J Mascis

Why must life be so full of pain?

No Beginning No End - Hawksley Workman

Will I ever have children?

On My Back - Some Girls

Will I die happy?

U Got The Look - Prince


Can you give me some advice?

If You Don't Love Me (I'll Kill Myself) by Pete Droge

What do you think happiness is?

Things That Scare Me - Neko Case

What's your favorite fetish?

Cigarettes And Chocolate Milk - Rufus Wainwright

Did you cheat? Thsoe answers are all way too good to be random.

[amber]

Originally Posted by Jyqm

Sharon, I didn't know you were Hindu!



Did you cheat? Thsoe answers are all way too good to be random.

I was just going to ask that, too.
So, Sharon - I notice your post was edited. Was it edited for cheater content? Was it cheatited? Hmmmm????