Desperate Housewives: One Will Die

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally Posted by Janet

Kill off Eva...she's way too overexposed.

I came home yesterday and the bitch is even on my New York & Co. coupon!

[dissention]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

I came home yesterday and the bitch is even on my New York & Co. coupon!

I was at the newsstand today and I swear she was on three magazine covers. She's more overexposed than Courtney Love's tits.

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally Posted by dissention

I was at the newsstand today and I swear she was on three magazine covers. She's more overexposed than Courtney Love's tits.

Speaking of Courtney Love, did you read the latest tidbit from Perez? Apparently she's sporting some possible baby weight

[dissention]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

Speaking of Courtney Love, did you read the latest tidbit from Perez? Apparently she's sporting some possible baby weight

Isn't she carrying the spawn of Steve Coogan?

Or probably some junkie she banged in the joint for an upper.

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally Posted by dissention

Isn't she carrying the spawn of Steve Coogan?

Yeah, and it's sure to pop out with a coke needle.

[dissention]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

Yeah, and it's sure to pop out with a coke needle.

That is going to be one goth-eyed wonky looking creature. I smell a sequel to "It's Alive." o_O

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally Posted by dissention

That is going to be one goth-eyed wonky looking creature. I smell a sequel to "It's Alive." o_O

Remember the days when she was clean and sober and with Edward Norton? Should have known that was merely a fleeting moment. I had no idea Coogan was going to be in Marie Antoinette (how long ago did I bring that up on here -- it seems like forever -- It's finally in post-production).

[dissention]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

Remember the days when she was clean and sober and with Edward Norton? Should have known that was merely a fleeting moment. I had no idea Coogan was going to be in Marie Antoinette (how long ago did I bring that up on here -- it seems like forever -- It's finally in post-production).

Those were the good ole days. She looked great, her career was going great and then...kablooey. She embraced the title of Massive Genital Wart on the Crotch of the Grand Diva of Fug. So sad to watch good love go bad.

I can't wait to see Antoinette. Should be fantastic. At least I hope it is.

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally Posted by dissention

I can't wait to see Antoinette. Should be fantastic. At least I hope it is.

Too bad Kristen Drunkst is in it

[dissention]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

Too bad Kristen Drunkst is in it

Don't remind me, silly. She needs to crawl back under that rock. I'm sick of hearing about her and Jakey Poo. On, off. On, off. Ugh.

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally Posted by dissention

Don't remind me, silly. She needs to crawl back under that rock. I'm sick of hearing about her and Jakey Poo. On, off. On, off. Ugh.

No worries. If she keeps hanging out with Tara Reid, she'll be buying herself a one way ticket to the Betty.

[ontheEdgeof17]

Originally Posted by dissention

Don't remind me, silly. She needs to crawl back under that rock. I'm sick of hearing about her and Jakey Poo. On, off. On, off. Ugh.

Shush, you two.

I loves her.

[dissention]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

No worries. If she keeps hanging out with Tara Reid, she'll be buying herself a one way ticket to the Betty.

No doubt. Complete with a tit job that makes her look like a Colombian drug mule, too. Oy.

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally Posted by dissention

No doubt. Complete with a tit job that makes her look like a Colombian drug mule, too. Oy.

I guess she'll be the next to sleep with Tommy Lee then.

[dissention]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

I guess she'll be the next to sleep with Tommy Lee then.

In a club bathroom on a toilet that coke was just snorted off of while Tara held her hair back, no less.