Glued to Toilet

strandinthewind · #1 11-03-2005, 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by sara1998

Dammit, Jason, you beat me to it!

It horrible, butt hilarious, isn't it?

This happened to a friend of my parents when I was a kid. Sadly, he put his cig. out while sitting and it ignited because his wife had been trying to fix her hairspray by spraying it into the toilet - thus causing him to be glued as well. Fortunately, he was not hurt too badly, but boy did he have the red a$$ for his wife

irishgrl · #2 11-03-2005, 09:37 AM

I knew someone who put superglue on the toilet seat hoping to snare his sister but got her friend (who was spending the night) instead. He was a rotten brother.

some people just have too much time on their hands.

jannieC · #3 11-03-2005, 10:33 AM

I thought this was going to be a "Help- I've got diarhea (I can NEVER remember how to spell that) and I'm glued to the toilet" thread!

strandinthewind · #4 11-03-2005, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by jannieC

I thought this was going to be a "Help- I've got diarhea (I can NEVER remember how to spell that) and I'm glued to the toilet" thread!

Well, then you may levitate from the propulsion

danax6 · #5 11-03-2005, 10:43 AM

Wait, there is a town called Nederland?

wondergirl9847 · #6 11-03-2005, 11:40 AM

I was flipping channels and on The View a few moments ago, they talked about a man who's girlfriend glued his penis to his stomach, his butt cheeks together and his testicles to his leg. Poor guy had to walk to a phone to call 911 because she wouldn't do it.

This was only because...they broke up.

Not funny and I'd sue her a$$.

stargazer99 · #7 11-03-2005, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by wondergirl9847

I was flipping channels and on The View a few moments ago, they talked about a man who's girlfriend glued his penis to his stomach, his butt cheeks together and his testicles to his leg. Poor guy had to walk to a phone to call 911 because she wouldn't do it.

This was only because...they broke up.

Not funny and I'd sue her a$$.

Umm... not that I'm condoning what she did, but did the guy break up with her right after having sex with her? I'm assuming he was already naked at the time she did this, and that she didn't forcibly rip his clothes off. What she did is pretty sick, but if my assumption is correct about the circumstances, I can understand why she'd be a little ticked.

DavidMn · #8 11-04-2005, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by wondergirl9847

I was flipping channels and on The View a few moments ago, they talked about a man who's girlfriend glued his penis to his stomach, his butt cheeks together and his testicles to his leg. Poor guy had to walk to a phone to call 911 because she wouldn't do it.

This was only because...they broke up.

Not funny and I'd sue her a$$.

I wonder if he got blue balls?