...and yet another "what do you look like thread"

[SuzeQuze]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

I know - that is just wrong on sooooo many levels, but it sure took a little of the boredom out of the job

The story is so funny, if anyone hasn't heard it you should look it up. His clerk had to talk about all of his deviant behaviors. She said there were often soiled tissues in the trash can by the bench. Eww!

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by SuzeQuze

The story is so funny, if anyone hasn't heard it you should look it up. His clerk had to talk about all of his deviant behaviors. She said there were often soiled tissues in the trash can by the bench. Eww!

Without being too gross - could't the people in court smell it

[SuzeQuze]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

Without being too gross - could't the people in court smell it

They could hear the pump and you should hear them trying to describe the sound.

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by SuzeQuze

They could hear the pump and you should hear them trying to describe the sound.

Well, it sounds like a car . . . . eerrrrr - I mean - ummmmmmmm -

[dissention]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

Well, it sounds like a car . . . . eerrrrr - I mean - ummmmmmmm -

Pfffft. I'm sure you keep it in the same treasure chest as your tiaras, Suzanne.

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by dissention

Pfffft. I'm sure you keep it in the same treasure chest as your tiaras, Suzanne.

Well, it has been on my head

[dissention]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

Well, it has been on my head

Amongst other places, I'm sure.