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Space Ghost! [exerpt]
Space Ghost: Are you guys like hearing a weird rumble? W. S. Merwin: It happens that the tv show is tired of being a tv show. Zorak: (shakes his head) Space Ghost: Technical problems? Everything... fine. Zorak: BAM! Space Ghost: Aaagh!! (falls down) Ow! Zorak: Yeah! Gotcha! Space Ghost: (lying on floor) No you didn't. (stands up) This is the work of... The Polisher. Dun dun da dun! Dun dun da dun! W. S. Merwin: It happens that the tv show goes to the tailors' shops and the movies Zorak: Eh, I beg your pardon? Space Ghost: You know, The Polisher. He polishes things until they're slippery and, and makes ya fall an' stuff. W. S. Merwin: all shriveled up, impenetrable, like a felt swan Zorak: Uh... huh. (rolls his eyes back) Space Ghost: (studio floor sparkles) Hey, look at the shine. Zorak: (stares back) Space Ghost: (his reflection, with strange eyes) Oooh, Daddy wants a shine too, doesn't he, wittle Woobie? (breathing heavy) The shine, the shine, no, no, no, no, ye-, aaaaagh! (hits himself in the face with his hand) Aaaah! W. S. Merwin: navigating on a water of origin and ash. Zorak: BAM! W. S. Merwin: The smell of barber shops makes the tv show sob out loud. Space Ghost: (hits himself again) Ohh! Zorak: BAM! Space Ghost: (hits himself again) Mmmph! Zorak: BAM! Moltar: Hey, Woobie, when you're done smackin' yourself, the guest is ready. (monitor shows text ![]() |
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next up: the attack of disgruntled tv shows: ![]() |
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You cannot silence me. I will be back with a vengeance.
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Aha! I told you I'd be back. Now, where did that vengeance go?
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![]() ![]() ![]() Why must the katydids play the fiddle? Scratching? Grating? Why? ![]() |
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evil, like a hobbit. |
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They still cannot silence me. I will return in due time. You can be sure that my vengeance has gained strength in the last month.
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