Names

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I have a friend (male) who named his two daughters, Crystal and Tiffany, I was like- WTF- Lampshade twins?? plus they have a long Italian last name...just stupid..doesn't "go" with either first name.

I knew a chick names Crystal that married a guy named Ball so -Crystal Ball
I knew a Candy Kane, David David, and also a Dick Fizzle,
Poor basta**d
Little off subject but worth a mention
I'm a Secretary in an elementary school and you should see the names of new kids entering Kindergarten or First grade... No more Mary's or Susan's or Karen's or whatever is fairly normal. They all have first names that could be last names- Very confusing when reqistering them for classes. We have lots of:
Logan
Dakota
Grayson
Madison
Bailey
Hayleigh

And then we have the ...is it a boy or girl? cuz they are both
Morgan
Hunter
Jordan
Brennan

Very confusing... because most of these people, their last names are like:
Mason
Cooper
Major
Grant
Raine
Marshall
any of these last names could fit into my first name list!!

So to end my babbling.....Let's stick to real first names people!!! and lets make them gender specific!!!