Happy Birthday mylittledemon!

[mylittledemon]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

so this was not in college - damn!

No, I was in school then for audio engineering. There were about 50 or 60 people at this party. I got so messed up, under the influence of various things, that I went to pee in the back yard by the fence post because there were people in my bathroom. Well I passed out while I was taking a leak!! When I came to, my roomate and buddy were standing over me laughing that my wanker was hanging out of my pants. They picked me up off the ground and sat me on the leather sofa we had on the back porch. Because I was so messed up, I didn't realize that my manhood was still hanging there. Everyone was laughing. I finally saw the thing there and zipped up. The story got around, and there are even photos I'm told. So between the schlong incident, and the fact that my hair was highlighted with blonde streaks (ala Ponyboy from the Outsiders), they started calling me that.

[SuzeQuze]

Originally Posted by mylittledemon

No, I was in school then for audio engineering. There were about 50 or 60 people at this party. I got so messed up, under the influence of various things, that I went to pee in the back yard by the fence post because there were people in my bathroom. Well I passed out while I was taking a leak!! When I came to, my roomate and buddy were standing over me laughing that my wanker was hanging out of my pants. They picked me up off the ground and sat me on the leather sofa we had on the back porch. Because I was so messed up, I didn't realize that my manhood was still hanging there. Everyone was laughing. I finally saw the thing there and zipped up. The story got around, and there are even photos I'm told. So between the schlong incident, and the fact that my hair was highlighted with blonde streaks (ala Ponyboy from the Outsiders), they started calling me that.

That's pretty hard core dude.

[mylittledemon]

Originally Posted by SuzeQuze

That's pretty hard core dude.

Yeah I cant party like that anymore. Although I would never say never.

[SuzeQuze]

Originally Posted by mylittledemon

Yeah I cant party like that anymore. Although I would never say never.

The consequences suck, don't they? Your body bounces back way more easily when you're younger. But its a good thing that it tells you not to ingest poison.

I need a party. My newfound companion is moving to Oregon. I sure know how to pick 'em.

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by mylittledemon

No, I was in school then for audio engineering. There were about 50 or 60 people at this party. I got so messed up, under the influence of various things, that I went to pee in the back yard by the fence post because there were people in my bathroom. Well I passed out while I was taking a leak!! When I came to, my roomate and buddy were standing over me laughing that my wanker was hanging out of my pants. They picked me up off the ground and sat me on the leather sofa we had on the back porch. Because I was so messed up, I didn't realize that my manhood was still hanging there. Everyone was laughing. I finally saw the thing there and zipped up. The story got around, and there are even photos I'm told. So between the schlong incident, and the fact that my hair was highlighted with blonde streaks (ala Ponyboy from the Outsiders), they started calling me that.

LOL - if we had been in college together and that had happened, we would have duct taped your wrists and ankles together behind your back and/or painted your face black or red with a marks a lot

[mylittledemon]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

LOL - if we had been in college together and that had happened, we would have duct taped your wrists and ankles together behind your back and/or painted your face black or red with a marks a lot

Oh I got taped to a wall once. I was also written on with a Sharpie marker at one party where I passed out. When I woke up I had swastikas, penises, and all other sorts of vulgarities drawn on my face.