Tippy Toes

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Originally Posted by The Tower

I see you as Will's short-term boyfriend, Robert, who was a dancer in "Cats" (just replace you for Robert's part in following....):

(Later. WILL and GRACE are in the kitchen cleaning up. ROBERT--no make-up, still wearing pink leg warmers--has one leg kicked up on the fireplace mantle and is leaning in towards the leg.)

GRACE: Wow. He bends over any farther, there'll be chestnuts roastin' on an open fire. What's he doing?

WILL: He's stretching, Grace. What kind of a question is that? What does it look like he's doing?

GRACE: He looks like he's doing something that would render you unnecessary.

[WILL GIVES GRACE A DIRTY LOOK]

GRACE: Oh, relax. I like him.

WILL: Well, good. I like him, too. You like him. I like him. Everybody likes him. [TO ROBERT] Would you please knock off that stretching, Robert. You're freaking Grace out.

ROBERT: Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to make you guys uncomfortable.

GRACE: You didn't. If anything I'm jealous. If I could do that, it would render a date unnecessary.

ROBERT: Oh! Ha ha ha!

WILL: [TO GRACE] How embarrassing for you.

GRACE: So I repeated the joke. When you discovered "Hold me closer, Tony Danza," you rode that till the wheels fell off.

ROBERT: Grace, you look like you'd be a good dancer.

GRACE: Oh. Oh. Heh heh! Oh, no. I am not blessed with the dance.

ROBERT: Oh, come on. What are you talking about? Everybody's a dancer. Every movement we make is a dance. We just have to find it.

[ROBERT DOES A LITTLE DANCE.]

GRACE: Huh.

WILL: Oy.

ROBERT: Now, take a simple action, like clearing the table.

[ROBERT BENDS OVER AND PICKS UP PLATE, KICKING HIS LEG IN THE AIR. HE THEN PRANCES AND TWIRLS INTO THE KITCHEN AND HANDS THE PLATE TO WILL.]

ROBERT: See? You can find the dance in everything, even clearing a dish.

that scene was great. But don't you remember Ryan's manly Karate Kid muscle tie head pose?