dumb sh*t that's happened to you

[DavidMn]

ACtually I have a rather interesting story, and it relates to the current Stevie tour that just ended. My frined and I arrived in Milwaukee for the July 4th show, and we went to check into the Motel 6 I had reserved. (I've stayed there many times over the years, and never had a problem) Well, to make a long story short, we were assigned 2 rooms which were not clean!. aster getting the 3rd room which was made up right, I went into the office the next morning and the manager gave me 3 free nights for my inconvienence.

[SuzeQuze]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

Might I suggest a kick in the nads if you are ever in that situation for real. Then, when they bend over in pain, grap the nape of the neck and pull them to the floor as you are running past them.

Good one. My ex told me too to always go with the movement of the person. If they lunge at you, step aside and pull them forward and down. Something like that. Going against them might be too difficult, especially for a normal strength lady.

[all the same]

Originally Posted by SuzeQuze

One time I found a big, giant hair in a burger at McDonalds. Fortunately for me, I had picked up the top part of the bun and looked at it before biting into it. It was so nasty. It really looked like it was there on purpose.

OH MY GOD!!! That just reminded me of my grossest food story ever! I was at an outdoor festival in high school with a friend. You know with outdoor festivals, you wait like an hour to get food. So, we went to get fries. It took forever and we were starving. I was eating the fries and picked one out. Guess what little gem had been deepfried with the fries? A PUBE!!!

[SuzeQuze]

Originally Posted by Neal

I'm not that violent. But I did get him back (kinda) a few weeks later. I came home late again and knew he was in bed. So instead of using the door like a normal person, my drunk ass decided to climb through his window. I didn't say anything, but was noisy enough to wake him. He screamed like a little girl until he realized it was me.

I told him that's what he got for messing with me, and felt a little better. He still has the funnier story to tell though...

I don't know, you got him pretty good!

[macfanken]

Originally Posted by all the same

OH MY GOD!!! That just reminded me of my grossest food story ever! I was at an outdoor festival in high school with a friend. You know with outdoor festivals, you wait like an hour to get food. So, we went to get fries. It took forever and we were starving. I was eating the fries and picked one out. Guess what little gem had been deepfried with the fries? A PUBE!!!

Deepfried pube = NASTY!!

[all the same]

Originally Posted by macfanken

Deepfried pube = NASTY!!

deeelicious (a la Jerri Blank!)