dumb sh*t that's happened to you

[SuzeQuze]

Originally Posted by macfanken

Yeah, the cops never got him. I think it came from a hill that overlooks the road.

That SOB! I had a teacher who had reconstructive surgery because this happened to her. A brick hit her face, she was lucky to survive. Her surgeons were geniuses because you could not tell and she was gorgeous. However, she said she didn't look anything like she did before the assault. So strange. Those kinds of things make me want to pound the perp but can't do it.

One time I found a big, giant hair in a burger at McDonalds. Fortunately for me, I had picked up the top part of the bun and looked at it before biting into it. It was so nasty. It really looked like it was there on purpose.

I have been flashed twice. Once as a teen walking in my friend's neighborhood this guy driving by in a station wagon lifted his butt in the air so I could see that he wasn't wearing any pants. That was actually kind of funny it was so pathetic.

The other time was near my home in Duxbury, I was walking and this car behind me was going very slow. I figured they were just looking for an address. I exited that side street and was walking the main road when I heard, "Hey", I turned and the bloke was standing there pantsless! Ugh. I quickly turned back around and raced home. I heard him speed off.

Oh yeah, and here at work, someone stole my headphones and they are the kind you put in your ear. What the hell is wrong with people???