dumb sh*t that's happened to you

[DrummerDeanna]

Whoa - crazy stories...

Well once while dining with my family at a restaurant the waitress spilled an ENTIRE pitcher of ice water down my head and back. I was pissed - asked for a free dinner -they offered my a stupid restaurant t-shirt

I was driving home late one night and I was in on a road that has been reduced to two lanes because of construction. I saw some flashing police lights ahead etc - didn't really think anything of it - until I realized it was a high-speed chase- and the guy they were chasing veered into MY lane - SO DID THE COPS!!! I couldnt' go anywhere - because the cars had come on the only path to the other lane - there was a gaping hole on one side of - a wall on the other...

SO I was FREAKED out - I got as close to the wall as I possibly could - and miraculously the others were able to fit by me -a nd they sped by without killing me.