"More Cowbell" t-shirts!!!

[amber]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

If we go, I'd stay for the entire thing and then watch fireworks afterwards, then make sure Kimberlee's drunk ass gets back to her house

I was trying to record me singing a hard song, but you made me laugh in the middle.
Fireworks are always great.

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally Posted by amber

I was trying to record me singing a hard song, but you made me laugh in the middle.

Fireworks are always great.

Kimberlee is one of my coworkers and she is absolutely hysterical. She text messages me last Friday night at 1:30 am (when I was going to see her bright and early Saturday morning for work) asking me if I could work for her on Sunday so she could go with one of her guy friends (who is VERY VERY gay) and her husband to Gay Pride in NYC on Sunday. She's like, "IF YOU LET ME GO, ADAM SAYS HE'LL BUY YOU ANAL BEADS" (only it was typed out completely incoherently--I should have saved it). I? was rolling.

[Mari]

"Jesus Shaves!" and the "What Wouldn't Jesus Do?!"
And the rocking chair one's great too

[skcin]

ROTFLMAO!

"Jersey girls ain't trash. Trash gets picked up."

No offense, Riss.

[dissention]

South Korea's Got Seoul, You Have Died of Dysentery, and I French Kissed Kelly Kapowski are the best ones.

[SuzeQuze]

Originally Posted by dissention

South Korea's Got Seoul, You Have Died of Dysentery, and I French Kissed Kelly Kapowski are the best ones.

I like Prose not Hos myself. And the "What would Ashton do?" with the trucker hat.

Thanks for pointing me toward this site, I'm getting my friend the Kenya dig it? one for his birthday. His wife is from there. I've been trying to think of something unique to get him for weeks!

[hayley]

Ohhh, I want one. But since I just dorkily bought the TWoP Who's Your Spy Daddy? and Sydney's Wig Outlet t-shirts, I really don't need it.

I'm sad that the women's version of the "Missouri Loves Company" shirt is red! I hate red! As a Kansas girl, I loooove that shirt.