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Old 06-21-2005, 06:35 PM
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I think she is a great actress. But I also think she is a skank.
Ditto Chloe Sevigny.

They both have that indefinable skank quality.

Eau de skank.
Chloe totally has it, bad, but I haven't noticed it on Scarlett.
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Scarlett Johansson?

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Ohmy****ingword, YESSSSSSSS!

I love love love love love Scarlett. I could totally go for that. Beauty and brains, definitely a perfect match for Christian Bale.
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Old 06-21-2005, 06:47 PM
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Ditto Chloe Sevigny.
Oy. Love her, too, but I could count her genital warts from 500 paces.
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Chloe totally has it, bad, but I haven't noticed it on Scarlett.
When she is without makeup, skankasaurus. But, not in the Paris Hilton category or anything. She takes the cake. That kind of skank can't be painted over, dyed, dressed up, or removed surgically. She also fits into a special category of mine - the long limbed, out of proportion skank : Gangleskank.
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When she is without makeup, skankasaurus. But, not in the Paris Hilton category or anything. She takes the cake. That kind of skank can't be painted over, dyed, dressed up, or removed surgically. She also fits into a special category of mine - the long limbed, out of proportion skank : Gangleskank.


Paris Hilton's vagina should be in the yellow pages by now.
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Old 06-21-2005, 06:52 PM
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Paris Hilton's vagina should be in the yellow pages by now.
Under Toll Roads, perhaps? Tourist Attractions ? Superfund sites ?
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Oy. Love her, too, but I could count her genital warts from 500 paces.
That made me hoot so loud, 2 people came into my office.
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Under Toll Roads, perhaps? Tourist Attractions ? Superfund sites ?
Garbage, Rentals, Sewers, Pests, Recreational, and Plumbing, too.
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When she is without makeup, skankasaurus. But, not in the Paris Hilton category or anything. She takes the cake. That kind of skank can't be painted over, dyed, dressed up, or removed surgically. She also fits into a special category of mine - the long limbed, out of proportion skank : Gangleskank.
I still don't get that whole Paris Hilton thang. She has no ass, no tits and she has the body shape on an alien vistor.

I just don't get it. Are straight men really that stupid???
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That made me hoot so loud, 2 people came into my office.
*bows*

I guess I am still full of piss and vinegar after all, my love.
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I still don't get that whole Paris Hilton thang. She has no ass, no tits and she has the body shape on an alien vistor.

I just don't get it. Are straight men really that stupid???
Are crooked guys that stupid that they feel the need to actually ask that question???
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the long limbed, out of proportion skank : Gangleskank.

Please, if there's a god, I'll have some opportunity to use that word...
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I still don't get that whole Paris Hilton thang. She has no ass, no tits and she has the body shape on an alien vistor.
Not to mention the equine mug.
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Not to mention the equine mug.


She's always looked like a malnourished fetus to me, plucked from the womb before she ripened.
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