For those tired with Tom Cruise..

[trackaghost]

Originally Posted by amber

Woah, that smilie is awesome!
It even looks a bit like Cruise!

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by trackaghost

Woah, that smilie is awesome!
It even looks a bit like Cruise!

giving a proctology exam

couldn't resist

[DrummerDeanna]

Originally Posted by The Tower

I don't think that dude has ever given a good performance. Like I said before, it's always TOM CRUISE as {insert role here}.

Whoa - I actually agree w/ ya on something

I don't think TOm Cruise is a good actor at all....

[The Tower]

Originally Posted by DrummerDeanna

Whoa - I actually agree w/ ya on something

Head for the hills, folks- the Apocalypse is upon us....

[sparky]

Originally Posted by The Tower

Secure straight guys don't care about whether or not someone thinks they are gay. They don't file lawsuits about it, either.

So true. All of my straight buddies are totally cool with it. They better be, as almost all my male friends are straight. They are cool enough to go out drinking at a rough edged gay bar with me. They don't even freak out at the hardcore porn on the monitors.

If they can hang at The Faultline (and Towie would know this), they are damned secure !

Wake up and smell the ****ing coffee people.

Wake up and smell the closet.

[amber]

Originally Posted by The Tower

Precious is right. He really grosses me out. He just screams self-denial. Mainly because he's always screaming about how straight he is.

Secure straight guys don't care about whether or not someone thinks they are gay. They don't file lawsuits about it, either.

A lot of people insinuated Justin Timberlake was gay. His response? That would be cool, but I'm not.Did anyone see him on the talk show circuit screaming about how much in love he was with Cameron Diaz?? He was on the cover of The Advocate for ****s sake. Could anyone here ever visualize Tom Cruise allowing himself to be on the cover of a gay magazine? Not.

Wake up and smell the ****ing coffee people. Tommy's actions warrant the gossip.

I don't care if people talk about how he's gay, I care when people say he sucks, or that he is a terrible, evil person.

[sparky]

Originally Posted by amber

I don't care if people talk about how he's gay, I care when people say he sucks, or that he is a terrible, evil person.

I don't know if he is evil or terrible. He strikes as creepy, however.

And I do suspect that he does indeed suck.

[amber]

Originally Posted by sparky

I don't know if he is evil or terrible. He strikes as creepy, however.

And I do suspect that he does indeed suck.

Yes, we know he sucks, but I don't think he sucks. He seems actually pretty regular to me. Nice and stuff, too. But, he does have that creepy scientology thing.

[gldstwmn]

Originally Posted by The Tower

I'm surprised Cruise's people haven't tracked Dissy down and sued him for accusing Tommy Boy of being a fag.

[gldstwmn]

Originally Posted by dissention

Though I will admit that he didn't bother me in Risky Business one bit.

That was before he got hooked up with the spaceship people, though.
Rebecca DeMornay could make anyone look hot.

[The Tower]

Originally Posted by sparky

And I do suspect that he does indeed suck.

He probably does a poor job of it, too.

On second thought, maybe he's really hot in the sack with guys considering how repressed he must be. He must have a really big load to blow when he finally gets around to it.

[sparky]

Originally Posted by gldstwmn

That was before he got hooked up with the spaceship people, though.
Rebecca DeMornay could make anyone look hot.

True dat. I'd damn near flip for her. In 1984 anyway.

[gldstwmn]

Originally Posted by sparky

What do you expect ? A lisp ? Bleached hair ? A dress ?

People rarely guess I'M gay. Or any of the guys I date.

For the record, I think he comes across as girly and precious. Not masculine at all.

I was going to ask someone earlier in the thread to define what "gay" looks like but thought better of it.

[sparky]

Originally Posted by gldstwmn

I was going to ask someone earlier in the thread to define what "gay" looks like but thought better of it.

You can always count on me to say the things most people think it better not to say. Me or Diss. Or Tower.

[ontheEdgeof17]

Originally Posted by gldstwmn

I was going to ask someone earlier in the thread to define what "gay" looks like but thought better of it.

This is what it looks like: