a couple of serious questions coupled with many pointless ones

[estranged4life]

1) What would you say if a relatively close friend of yours asked to listen to your heartbeat? I'm married to a nurse...Doesnt bother me
2) With a stethoscope? See above answer
3) With his or her ear? See above answer
4) What if it was the same situation but with an acquaintance instead? No
5) What if someone wanted to record your heartbeat to listen to repeatedly? Only if it was for a medical condition I may have...Last summer I wore a heart monitor for 24 hours.
6) What are the four best non-alcoholic drinks besides water? Tea, RC Cola, A&W Root Beer & Diet Dr.Pepper,
7) What are the four best alcoholic drinks? Couldnt say since I dont drink alcohol...

~~senseless either/or section~~
8) Martin Luther King Jr. or Malcolm X? MLK
9) Julius Caesar or Much Ado About Nothing? Neither
10) Macbeth or Hamlet? Neither
11) The Beatles or Elvis? Hate Elvis...Love the Beatles
12) The Beatles or Fleetwood Mac? The Beatles...
13) Bill Frist or Fred Phelps? Preferably dead & crucified
14) Britney or Kevin? Preferably dead and forgotten
15) Jessica or Ashlee? Preferably stripped of their vocal cords then dead
16) Blueberries or blackberries? Blueberries
17) Cockroaches or mole crickets (potato bugs)? Neither
18) What’s the funnier book title—Fire: Friend and Foe or Pass Me a Pine Cone Pass Me A Pine Cone

19) Have you ever experienced any pleasure (as a child or otherwise) from playing with insects? (Playing with does not mean torturing and killing, by the way). I enjoy playing with Scorpions & Praying Mantis'
20) Do you hate crowds of people as much as I do? Sure
21) Do you have an overwhelming urge to rally support for legislation banning children in restaurants when you’re trying to eat and one starts crying vociferously? Sure
22) Did you cringe when Dubya said that the situation in Iraq was vociferous when he meant to say it was chaotic? I have grown absolutely tired of the politics in the US, So I no longer watch the TV...So I dont know or care what the burning Shrub says
23) Was that a rhetorical question? I guess
24) Will MJ get off like OJ did? Probably...