The Keeper Of Time Is Blind. And Dumb.

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

You spelled thong wrong, and keep your sick fantasies in doity Joizee.

- Jake

I can assure you...my thong will be nowhere near you nor your ass. Keep your perversions in Texas, thanks

[amber]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

Thanks. Any good examples?

- Jake

If I could've thought of one, I would have typed it, trust me.

[gldstwmn]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

Fellow Ledgies, can't we pool together and send this man a blow up doll and a keg in hopes it'll keep him off of here?

I thought we already did that?

[gldstwmn]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

My goal in life has been achieved. I'm a thorn in Jake's hairy ass.

I unfortunately have them and didn't want them. Black car, leather seats... it's like an oven. Tomorrow it's going to be in the 90s.

Black leather seats are hell. Mine are tan now. Huge difference.

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally Posted by gldstwmn

I thought we already did that?

Shucks, he must have popped a hole in it. I guess we'd better buy him a new one

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

I can assure you...my thong will be nowhere near you nor your ass. Keep your perversions in Texas, thanks

Just as well that you don't dig out the armadilla prints from under all your cheetah thongs.

Speaking of TX perversions, have you ever read Molly Ivins where she references the phallic tous? Down here you're not allowed more than five phallic toys under the law or you're a felon. Really. (So I guess you're right, you won't be coming anywhere near here.)

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally Posted by gldstwmn

Black leather seats are hell. Mine are tan now. Huge difference.

My seats are grey. I really need to purchase seat covers but I think it takes away from the car (if that makes any sense at all).

[gldstwmn]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

Speaking of TX perversions, have you ever read Molly Ivins where she references the phallic tous? Down here you're not allowed more than five phallic toys under the law or you're a felon. Really.
- Jake

I heard her talk about this on Air America. I think it was on Majority Report (seriously).
Why the f*ck can't you people manage to get rid of DeLay?

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

Just as well that you don't dig out the armadilla prints from under all your cheetah thongs.

Speaking of TX perversions, have you ever read Molly Ivins where she references the phallic tous? Down here you're not allowed more than five phallic toys under the law or you're a felon. Really. (So I guess you're right, you won't be coming anywhere near here.)

- Jake

Are you typing in your assless chaps again?

No, i've not. And if any woman owned more than five (hell, make that one), I'm certain she wouldn't be heading anywhere near you

[estranged4life]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

My point: Do you have good or bad timing?

- Jake

I have nothing but bad timing, When things get bad they easily go worse before EVER getting better (A prime example is my life since March 7th 2005)

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by gldstwmn

I heard her talk about this on Air America. I think it was on Majority Report (seriously).
Why the f*ck can't you people manage to get rid of DeLay?

People down here try to pretend that people in power are there for entertainment. Folks prefer "disgusting but interesting" to "wise." (Hi, Marissa. )

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

People down here try to pretend that people in power are there for entertainment. Folks prefer "disgusting but interesting" to "wise." (Hi, Marissa. )

- Jake

I disgust you so much that you cannot stop talking to/about me. Gosh, i'm good at being incredibly disgusting and interesting

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

Are you typing in your assless chaps again?

No, i've not. And if any woman owned more than five (hell, make that one), I'm certain she wouldn't be heading anywhere near you

Now you're dreaming. You know I don't type or wear assless clothes.

And I'm happy to "settle for" a woman with less than five, thank you very much.

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

Gosh, i'm good at being incredibly disgusting and interesting

The best.

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

Now you're dreaming. You know I don't type or wear assless clothes.

And I'm happy to "settle for" a woman with less than five, thank you very much.

- Jake

Thank God. I would feel horrible for your chair.

I don't know that she would be happy to "settle for" you with less than five.