Just came back from Caesar's Colisseum...

[dissention]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

Just wanted to let everyone know...Celine Dion's Biography is currently playing on A&E. It talks about the theater and they keep showing it a lot. If anyone wants to take a look and see what we're in store for, turn it on. The stage is absolutely MASSIVE. I can't wait to see what Stevie will do

My DirecTV scheduler said Bette Midler's Biography was on and I tuned in to A&E and saw that tanorexic woman on there. Blech.

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally Posted by dissention

My DirecTV scheduler said Bette Midler's Biography was on and I tuned in to A&E and saw that tanorexic woman on there. Blech.

You poor baby As much as I often at times can't deal with her, I will admit she has probably one of the best voices i've ever heard.

I'm really wondering wtf Stevie is going to do with all of this stage room. If she has dancers, I pray to god they're not lame like the Stand Back guy that used to come out like a total torch and dance during the one part of the song. Much like the brain in Paris Hilton's head, he's pointless.

[bikerchic]

Thanks for the heads up! I'm watching, very interesting. I'm soooo excited now!

[dissention]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

You poor baby As much as I often at times can't deal with her, I will admit she has probably one of the best voices i've ever heard.

Fech, I can't handle it. It's technically perfect, yet devoid of all emotion. Too sterile and clean for me. Her cover of Cyndi's "I Drove All Night" still has me ralphing.

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

I'm really wondering wtf Stevie is going to do with all of this stage room. If she has dancers, I pray to god they're not lame like the Stand Back guy that used to come out like a total torch and dance during the one part of the song. Much like the brain in Paris Hilton's head, he's pointless.

Darling, why stop at the brain? Paris Hilton in her entirety is pointless.

[sparky]

Originally Posted by dissention

Fech, I can't handle it. It's technically perfect, yet devoid of all emotion. Too sterile and clean for me. Her cover of Cyndi's "I Drove All Night" still has me ralphing.

Lord Have Mercy, the wallpaper in that place must be bonded on and the paint must be NASA grade if neither has peeled from the walls from being exposed to that shrieking car alarm of a voice. I find her voice shrill and her use of it to possess all the grace and taste of an atomic bomb.

Darling, why stop at the brain? Paris Hilton in her entirety is pointless.

I worship you.

[dissention]

Originally Posted by sparky

Lord Have Mercy, the wallpaper in that place must be bonded on and the paint must be NASA grade if neither has peeled from the walls from being exposed to that shrieking car alarm of a voice. I find her voice shrill and her use of it to possess all the grace and taste of an atomic bomb.

Don't even get me started on her "I Am Tarzan" chest-thumping, or her severe case of tanorexia, or her marriage to grandpappy. The woman isn't a joke, she's the punchline.

Originally Posted by sparky

I worship you.

Naturally.

[GardenStateGirlie]

Diss, shouldn't you be orgasming over Bette right now?

[dissention]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

Diss, shouldn't you be orgasming over Bette right now?

I orgasmed over it last summer. I thought it was something new, but it's the same one that they aired when The Stepford Wives came out. Good one, though, especially since it's two hours. They busted out lots of old footage that I had never seen and the pro-shot footage from the Kiss My Brass tour is great. Homegirl is in a class all by herself.