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[SteveMacD]

My favorite is "Stinky the Grump."

I don't believe your papy
He may be rich, but he ain't happy
He tells you about work and how you want to be him
But when was the last time you got to see him

He works, but why
So you can go out and buy
A bunch of ***** that you don't need
Driven by your punk-@$$ hopes and greed
That's why I say f***-it

For the first time in my life I'm finally free
No mansion for me
I say f***-it
No brand new Humvee
I say f***-it
"But you'll get no p*$$y"
F***-it

What you don't understand
Is that I make love to my hand
So I don't need you honey
I can beat my d**k like it owes me money
F***-it