April Fools!

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Originally Posted by Lux

I have nothing more to give, a harmless joke. Some of it can get quite nasty and it turns into a day of celebrating the misfortune of others. I remember when I was young, about 7 or so and a freak already, some girls came up and asked if I wanted to sit with them. An invitation into normal society, do you reject them harshly? I think I stuttered an "ok" and got a "haha, April Fools!!" back. ::sniff::

That? Is retarded. Twice in my school career pairs of girls made up elaborate plots to trick me in some way, and it was not April fools. Coincidentally, my previous best friend was behind both of them. She was not my best friend when either occurred. One was to try to make me not be mad at this girl in our group anymore (3rd grade) and one was about this new boy who liked me and I liked (highschool). Needless to say, the second one was much more cruel and complex. Not having a sneaky bone in my body, I fell for it both times. And, I was astounded at the complexity and planning that went into both. Who has that kind of time? Are people really that cunning? Why aren't I? etc. In the second case, of course, they were just jealous cause cute new boy liked me. Oh, wait, that same thing happened also when cute new boy liked me in 6th grade...hmmm....bitches, bitches, bitches...
In conclusion, I don't like pranks or practical jokes, and never really think of them, anyway. I prefer cruel sarcastic remarks to peoples faces...with a nice look of utter disdain or roll of the eyes