Song titles that haven't become movies yet ... but should

[GateandGarden]

A google search for bad country songs seems to garner some appropriate titles for this thread, though I wouldn't want these to be movies, I thought they were pretty funny.

At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump

He Went To Sleep and The Hogs Ate Him (Now Claude's Gone Forever)

How Can I Get Over You Till You Get Out from Under Him?

I Still Miss You Baby... But My Aim is Getting Better

There Ain't Enough Room in my Fruit Of The Looms to Hold All My Lovin' For You

You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly