The Birth Order Of Children

[Miss Vicky]

Originally Posted by amber

I feel almost as strongly, though I kind of want to have one child, maybe. But every time I dream i'm pregnant, in the dream, I give birth to a kitten. Which sounds strange, but isn't, cause i love animals, but children? Not as much. I do have patience for them as a sports coach, though, and teaching them things, so, at least there is hope for me. I really just want to get it back when it is 3 or so... Sadly, I like to play with children more than parent them.

I just find children generally revolting. They're loud, they're messy, they smell, they whine, they demand to have what they want RIGHT NOW! - They're basically like miniature men only not as cute.

I want my tubes tied, pronto!