Court backs firing of waitress without makeup

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by SuzeQuze

LOL, ya bast*rd! It just takes longer for us due to anatomical constraints.

BS - I used to know this hellcat in law school who would, when drunk (which was often ) storm into the men's room pift her leg and pee in the urinal Needless to say, she was a favorite party guest!!!!!

[ontheEdgeof17]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

BS - I used to know this hellcat in law school who would, when drunk (which was often ) storm into the men's room pift her leg and pee in the urinal Needless to say, she was a favorite party guest!!!!!

Gotta love my mom!

[SuzeQuze]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

BS - I used to know this hellcat in law school who would, when drunk (which was often ) storm into the men's room pift her leg and pee in the urinal Needless to say, she was a favorite party guest!!!!!

Hmm, with urine on her legs and all? To each his own I guess.

[SuzeQuze]

Originally Posted by ontheEdgeof17

Gotta love my mom!

LOL! Curtis I wish you could come by on New Year's Eve cuz I'm making appletinis which are delicious but deadly.

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by ontheEdgeof17

Gotta love my mom!

ROTMFFLMAO

[ontheEdgeof17]

Originally Posted by SuzeQuze

LOL! Curtis I wish you could come by on New Year's Eve cuz I'm making appletinis which are delicious but deadly.

I just might. I never pass up free alcohol.

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by SuzeQuze

Hmm, with urine on her legs and all? To each his own I guess.

I swear to you she never got it on her legs. Then again, this chick could also, when intoxicated, sit on the floor, put a beer or cocktail on her head, and use her feet to drink it

Did I also mention she was WILDLY intelligent and graduated at the head of the class and is a helluva lawyer to this day!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ontheEdgeof17]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

I swear to you she never got it on her legs. Then again, this chick could also, when intoxicated, sit on the floor, put a beer or cocktail on her head, and use her feet to drink it

Did I also mention she was WILDLY intelligent and graduated at the head of the class and is a helluva lawyer to this day!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh. That's not my mom then. It's Marsha Clark. She's a hoot.

[amber]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

Child - you are preaching to the choir Then, when confronted with this FACT - they pout or let you have it. It is a no win argument - thus, I wait without comment!!!!

you're so foul. we have to pull down our pants, or skirt and hose, then underwear too, then we have to wipe, then we have to put all our stuff back on.
You have to whip it out, pee, tuck it back in.
duh?

[SuzeQuze]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

I swear to you she never got it on her legs. Then again, this chick could also, when intoxicated, sit on the floor, put a beer or cocktail on her head, and use her feet to drink it

Did I also mention she was WILDLY intelligent and graduated at the head of the class and is a helluva lawyer to this day!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holy sh*t, she sounds awesome. Isn't it a law that lawyers drink alcohol? Don't they even have to keep some liquor in their desks or face disbarment?

[SuzeQuze]

Originally Posted by amber

you're so foul. we have to pull down our pants, or skirt and hose, then underwear too, then we have to wipe, then we have to put all our stuff back on.
You have to whip it out, pee, tuck it back in.
duh?

This is why I love you, I say "anatomical constraints" and you say everything else,

[amber]

Originally Posted by SuzeQuze

Holy sh*t, she sounds awesome. Isn't it a law that lawyers drink alcohol? Don't they even have to keep some liquor in their desks or face disbarment?

Yeah. It's how they dull their conscience for charging what they do.

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by amber

you're so foul. we have to pull down our pants, or skirt and hose, then underwear too, then we have to wipe, then we have to put all our stuff back on.
You have to whip it out, pee, tuck it back in.
duh?

My word - how do you all do ALL of that in less than 30 minutes

[ontheEdgeof17]

Originally Posted by amber

you're so foul. we have to pull down our pants, or skirt and hose, then underwear too, then we have to wipe, then we have to put all our stuff back on.
You have to whip it out, pee, tuck it back in.
duh?

Grow a penis already.

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by SuzeQuze

Holy sh*t, she sounds awesome. Isn't it a law that lawyers drink alcohol? Don't they even have to keep some liquor in their desks or face disbarment?

Yes - let me just say Bar Assoc. conventions are booze fests - BUT let me also say conv. of accountants are the wildest - they are these little balding dynamos