Desert Island

[NicksIllume]

This is insane!

Mick - The height would come in handy, but his rambling would not come in handy. If we ran into natives, I'm sure they would take him in as a god or some deranged situation like that. The solution to the rambling would be a crafty coconut shell mallet. A simple whack on the head and no more rambling on and on.

John - He can do anything practically! We know he spends 99.9% of his time on the water. I'm sure he would know what would be good to eat and not good to eat. There are all those perks of him woodworking, fishing, conversating, etc. The only downside would be his nicotine habit. Maybe we'd find stores of cigars and rum.

Lindsey - The most eye-candy worthy of the boys. He would not try to help you. A guitar would be made and then forget it. I see Lindsey whining immensely probably more than a girl. I understand about the long, lonely night and cuddling.

Christine - She's resourceful and smart. After all those years, I'm sure she learned something from Johnny. The conversation would be amazing and hysterical. There wouldn't be much help for body warmth on a cold night.

Stevie - Her clothing would come in handy. The platforms would be used for hammering and such. If she had the platform reeboks, who needs firewood? The dire situation would cause the mad poet to come into play. I'm certain she would whine about missing her dogs, comforts of home, etc. On a cold night, there would be plenty of body warmth. Once she got over the initial shock, there would be many clever ideas coming from that mind of hers.