Desert Island

[Nixxxed]

I still say Stevie. Didn't Mick write in his book something about Stevie running around the Hawaiian islands on a "dot of acid" (maybe when she met Sharon Celani)? THAT's the Mac island experience I want. After twirling around the island (and having it twirl around us) for 18 hours, who cares if we live or die?

As for this whole "snuggle up with Lindsey" thing, I have two words: Anne Heche. Sure, you'd be one degree of separation closer to doing Ellen Degeneres (which I bet would be a BLAST and I wouldn't mind at all), but ... just ICK.

Besides, sooner or later, he'd get jealous that you were more popular with the seagulls, and he'd follow you around imitating you, and then kick you in front of all your flying friends. Then, you'd have to smack him and throw a husk of coconut milk in his face (since Christine isn't around). Then you'd be stuck with him, as he sulks and practices the guitar...