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Old 12-01-2004, 10:11 AM
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Which visual, my uterus or me reproducing?
From Dissention, Inc....introducing "My Little Demon"
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Old 12-01-2004, 10:42 AM
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another funny one from sparky,,,


Talk on the ledge says that dress is filled with dank mold
Those good friends of mine say it's so stiff that it won't fold
It's got to go
(got to go)
It's got to go
(got to go)
It is tattered at the seams
And so smelly that it steams
It's got to go
(got to go)
It's got to go
(got to go)
Cause we don't know long
We can go on
With you in the same dress
Signing all the same songs
Well well it's got to go

Who woulda thought that you'd fall for that rag
A rockin fashion queen is held hostage in a black bag
It's got to go
(got to go)
It's got to go
(got to go)
Cause you know it's so wrong
You've worn that thing for too long
That old corseted thing
Reeks like your brother's beer bong
Well well it's got to go !
OOOhhh it's got to go
Well it's got to go
Take your sequined platform Frankenboks With You !
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Old 12-01-2004, 10:57 AM
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Which visual, my uterus or me reproducing?

several states have moved forward legislation against you reproducing and W is currently seeking a Const. Amend.
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Old 12-01-2004, 11:06 AM
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Oh, man. The whole kit and kaboodle, Homie.


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Old 12-01-2004, 11:34 AM
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My shoulderpads..
LOL, you guys are killing me with this thread!!!
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Old 12-01-2004, 12:38 PM
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Oh my! I go home for an evening and return to this! The resurrection of the black dress thread!

Nice job, everyone! Diss, love the I Need to Know parody! Still laughing out loud over the Thanksgiving carbs...
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Old 12-01-2004, 01:47 PM
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Oh my! I go home for an evening and return to this! The resurrection of the black dress thread!

Nice job, everyone! Diss, love the I Need to Know parody! Still laughing out loud over the Thanksgiving carbs...
I was like, way to get us fired up and leave
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Old 12-01-2004, 01:50 PM
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"I'm getting older too" chemical peel
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Old 12-01-2004, 02:28 PM
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"I'm getting older too" chemical peel
hey! that's good. I can't believe no one thought of it!!
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Old 12-01-2004, 02:40 PM
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You could be Garbo or even Marlene(a?) - multiple personality medication....

Oy...I fear I've just dragged the whole thread down....it's the best I could do
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Well, I had intended for this thread to stick to cosmetics and lovely bath products, but it's still hilarious....here's a couple more I just thought of...

Violet and Blue eye shadow duo
Edge of Seventeen rejuvenating moisturizer
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Old 12-01-2004, 03:27 PM
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Well, I had intended for this thread to stick to cosmetics and lovely bath products, but it's still hilarious....here's a couple more I just thought of...

Violet and Blue eye shadow duo
Edge of Seventeen rejuvenating moisturizer
Violet and Blue Handbags - hey - you can take them with you - OOOOOO OOOOO OOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO
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these are really bad:

Over My Head: lubricated condoms

Love Shines: glow in the dark condoms

You Make Loving Fun: ribbed condoms
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these are really bad:

Over My Head: lubricated condoms

Love Shines: glow in the dark condoms

You Make Loving Fun: ribbed condoms
AARRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!



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Old 12-01-2004, 03:31 PM
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these are really bad:

Over My Head: lubricated condoms

Love Shines: glow in the dark condoms

You Make Loving Fun: ribbed condoms


Sister Honey flavored condoms
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