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11-30-2004, 06:45 PM
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 I know one if them had "Leno" in the title for the thread, though.
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#77
11-30-2004, 06:46 PM
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11-30-2004, 06:47 PM
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#79
11-30-2004, 06:48 PM
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11-30-2004, 06:49 PM
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Outside her dressing room Her heart skips a beat Well, she is lonely Called Joan Rivers' fashion victim of the week Without that dress she feels so lonely Looking at my dress, for a very long time Long enough to know Good fashion is a phrase- I've been trying to find it But words don't matter Only what Margi sews together
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11-30-2004, 06:52 PM
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Say you will
Say you will wear a brand new dress At least give us time to change your mind It always seems to heal fashion missteps If we could get you to change that dress Step into the velvet of a new dress Let yourself lay back in new fabrics Take on the situation but not the torment Now you know that old dress was as ugly as it seemed Thrown Down Like a rotted old black dress Maybe now we can prove to you That that dress is just no good for you You should not be togehter You're not like other people You shouldn't wear a uniform Well you can sit outside the mall and wait Well I will go in and buy something for you Thrown down thrown it down, Stevie! Rhiannon's Black Dress: The Black Dress must reek like old gym socks And wouldn't you love to burn it? If you still have the receipt and box I implore you to return it! All my life I've never seen a woman Wear the same damn dress Would you say that she got her money's worth? That I must confess. 
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#82
11-30-2004, 06:53 PM
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Did you read this one?
Don't take me to the Salvation Army And make me give my black dress away It was I who committed crimes against fashion And the boos and groans like shattering glass went past me Like a tunnel to Penney's And I who went went to sleep in my mob widow moo-moo Woke up with it gone and only my ghost white ass remains I close my eyes and travel back To the time when my fears went fading fast And the words my dress spoke to me I'll never forget "Slip me on along with big shoulderpads; it'll make the waist look slimmer" As I slipped into fashion victim lists Goodbye black dress I hope your threads aren't broken Don't forget the times we spent, my sweat plastering you to my back Yes I was outspoken "My dress will be with me all of the time" I'll wear you again one day And I who went to sleep in tears Woke up in cold sweats for all of the years And I who never, never said goodbye to my thrift-store threads As I slipped into the grips of the fashion police Goodbye funeral dress I hope your breast still glitters Don't forget the smell of my Atkins diet breath Yes I was outspoken "My dress is like my third ass cheek" You'll be back there one day OR- this one: I'm alone now With my dress And I how love to wear it How I can't give up All of the concerts The smell of secret solid Shadow of a pit stain
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#83
11-30-2004, 06:53 PM
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Now there you go again
You say, no time for shopping Then get yourself a stylist It's only right That you should wear some new clothing Well listen carefully to your fans
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#84
11-30-2004, 06:55 PM
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No, I hadn't yet.I like this one, too... Now there you go again Wearing that same old dress Who am I to change your clothes? It's only right you should dress the way you feel it But listen carefully to the sound, of the moans and groans Like a backlash...drives you mad In the stillness of wondering Do I look like a hag? Should my dress get lost? Ooo dress get lost... Laughter only happens when your wearing That same old witch dress since first playing Say...wardrobes come and they will go Once and for all, change that dress And you will know...you will know...
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11-30-2004, 06:56 PM
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This one from Livia had me in stitches:
(to Whole Lotta Trouble) Would you change your dress At the very last moment Would you stop for a second I think you should look in the mirror In the concert light He says, you're wearing THAT again She says, I think I need a stylist, baby Sometimes I wonder If you’d let your fans dress you Let them dress you up Like a paper doll Would you change your mind At the very last minute I think you stop for a second And let them dress you Well this could be a whole new wardrobe A whole new wardrobe A whole new wardrobe for you
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11-30-2004, 06:56 PM
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I forgot how good these were!
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11-30-2004, 06:57 PM
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Where exactly IS the line of bad taste? I have a HYSTERICAL Stevie product, but it could get me kicked off the board. Common sense, says, though that if I have to ask, it's probably too taboo. So if ya wanna hear it, PM me.
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11-30-2004, 06:57 PM
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Wait, this one rocks"
Until she herself Became the dowdiest icon As she grew older Ooooh until she herself Became just as boring As was her wardrobe And so you run to wear What you know is blaah There are too many new dresses to CHOOSE FROM! For the love that I have for this dress For the love that I have for this dress Grab a shawl! Never did I mean to Imprison me Here in this black dress Like I am in prison For all the love that I have for this dress For all the love that I have for this dress Grab a hat! Until she herself Became a fashion victim Leaving her heart broken No fashion at all Until she herself Became Mr. Blackwell's worst dressed Always frumpy No fashion at all And so you run to wear What you know is blaah There are too many designers to CHOOSE FROM! For the love that I have for this dress For the love that I have for this dress Tambourine! Runnin' through the closet I'm running in all black fabrics Straight towards Straight towards What you know is realleeee bland Too many new dresses to choose from here For the love that I have for this dress Curl my hair!
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#89
11-30-2004, 06:58 PM
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And the Ledgies cry out to her... "Don't wear it! Don't wear it!"
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11-30-2004, 06:59 PM
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