Stevie & Bette - Page 5

glitter_fades · #61 11-28-2004, 05:59 PM

She always has a line like that in her shows. I saw this tour back in February and she told someone at that show to light her a doob.

I still die every time I hear about Soph and Ernie. I've heard it so many times but it always kills me.

Ernie: don't ya know...Soph if you learned how to cook we could fire the housekeeper.

Soph: You know, Ernie, if you learned how to f**k we could fire the chauffeur. (rim shot!)

dissention · #62 11-28-2004, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by glitter_fades

She always has a line like that in her shows. I saw this tour back in February and she told someone at that show to light her a doob.

I still die every time I hear about Soph and Ernie. I've heard it so many times but it always kills me.

Ernie: don't ya know...Soph if you learned how to cook we could fire the housekeeper.

Soph: You know, Ernie, if you learned how to f**k we could fire the chauffeur. (rim shot!)

That's one of my favorites, too.

Wish she'd bring back the pink taco joke, though.

My fave Sophie joke is the one where she's at the supermarket:

"I was at the market the other day and was feeling quite, quite horny. I did my shopping, checked myself out and then looked to find a cute, suitable looking bagboy to help me out to my car. When we finally got out there, I couldn't control myself or my libido any longer and I blurted out 'Son, I've got an itchy booty. Would you mind helping me out?' The chap looked at my groceries, then he looked at me, then he said 'Sorry, lady, I don't know one Japanese car from the next.'"

Another good one is the one where Ernie's masturbating in the TV room before they get married.

strandinthewind · #63 11-28-2004, 10:12 PM

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I'd like to see Stevie's take of Otto Titsling!

LMAO

TamiP9981 · #64 11-28-2004, 11:31 PM

Hey, i don't know how much blushing Stevie would do over a dirty joke, i'm sure she tells a few herself.

dissention · #65 11-29-2004, 12:06 PM

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Hey, i don't know how much blushing Stevie would do over a dirty joke, i'm sure she tells a few herself.

Sorry, I so cannot picture her at a Bette concert. This is the woman who refused to sing on Come because it was too dirty.

LilyRose · #66 11-29-2004, 01:30 PM

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Sorry, I so cannot picture her at a Bette concert. This is the woman who refused to sing on Come because it was too dirty.

Or so she says. I personally think she didn't want to sing on "Come" because she thought it was about her.

Maybe she likes to hear/watch the dirty jokes, but she doesn't want to actually be an interactive part of them.

I can't wait to see Bette this Sat!

This will be my first time seeing her.

Susie

dissention · #67 11-29-2004, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by LilyRose

Or so she says. I personally think she didn't want to sing on "Come" because she thought it was about her.

Maybe she likes to hear/watch the dirty jokes, but she doesn't want to actually be an interactive part of them.

I can't wait to see Bette this Sat!

This will be my first time seeing her.

Susie

It's rather obvious that the song isn't about her.

Have fun on Saturday, you'll love it.

amber · #68 11-29-2004, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by LilyRose

Or so she says. I personally think she didn't want to sing on "Come" because she thought it was about her.

Maybe she likes to hear/watch the dirty jokes, but she doesn't want to actually be an interactive part of them.

I can't wait to see Bette this Sat!

This will be my first time seeing her.

Susie

Where's she at?

dissention · #69 11-29-2004, 03:32 PM

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Where's she at?

Beats me, but I know she was at my bank robbing my bank account quite a few times over the course of the year.

Altogether, I paid just under a grand to see her three times.

LilyRose · #70 11-29-2004, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by amber

Where's she at?

HP in San Jose. I just checked ticketmaster...there are still decent tickets left.

Susie

Johnny Stew · #71 11-29-2004, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by LilyRose

I personally think she didn't want to sing on "Come" because she thought it was about her.

I can't remember which interview, but Lindsey said as much... that Stevie was uncomfortable singing on "Come," because she feared people would think it was about her.

He also said (possibly in a separate interview) that she additionally had reservations about it being too blatantly sexual.

But I don't believe the latter feeling precludes Stevie from listening to someone tell dirty jokes, or from her telling them in the company of friends. One can believe that certain behaviour in certain situations is improper, without being a prude. It doesn't have to be an all or nothing situation.

I know personally that I can tell some filthy jokes with the best of them, but that I also feel there's a time and place for everything. Bawdiness tempered by decorum.